Me telling this girl a joke that went wrong: -You ever hear of Mike Hunt haha i dont get it -Mike Hunt nope -It sounds like MY - CUNT whats a cunt? -Are you shitting me? No whats a cunt? -You're a goddamn junior! Girls always get all offensive with that word I dont fucking know what it is -What about Mike Litoris? Mikelitoris? -Yes Whats a litoris -Clitoris yeah whats that? -FUCK
There was another girl laughing like crazy as this entire scenario was going down
i call stuckup people teabaggers that doesn't mean what you think it means anymore a dude in my class o shit haha i am gonna call them teabaggers anyway. my english teacher
some guy in fornt of me in the grocery store line looked back at me and said "oh wow look what you're buying, Coke, Moutain Dew, Chocolate Milk, you mightest well go buy some brownies, those are all the secrets to a long life huh?" seriously how rude, I should've jsut punched him in the face right there
"dude if you drink antifreeze it'll get you so drunk so fast" two dumbasses walkin behind me to which I replied "I will buy it for you" they looked at me like I had seven heads
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-You ever hear of Mike Hunt
haha i dont get it
-Mike Hunt
nope
-It sounds like MY - CUNT
whats a cunt?
-Are you shitting me?
No whats a cunt?
-You're a goddamn junior! Girls always get all offensive with that word
I dont fucking know what it is
-What about Mike Litoris?
Mikelitoris?
-Yes
Whats a litoris
-Clitoris
yeah whats that?
-FUCK
There was another girl laughing like crazy as this entire scenario was going down
that doesn't mean what you think it means anymore a dude in my class
o shit haha i am gonna call them teabaggers anyway.
my english teacher
"DUDE WE SHOULD LOAD UP ON SOBE!"
-two guys in a circle K across the street
ami gonna cum more?
ami gonna cum more?"
this whole thread is win
-some jackass protesting about weed and the stupid legends people make up about it
Vinny Barbarino
to which I replied
"I will buy it for you"
they looked at me like I had seven heads
-"Thats what she said"
We got this tall white kid at our school..my friend called him over at lunch
"Hey white Shaq! Whats up? Is your mom a carpet muncher?"