"so my girl said 'I can walk my dog at night in my town if I want to' and i said 'Yeah well so can the people in south central, that doesn't guarantee that they're coming back home"
Me: How did the chili turn out? Dad: Good. Me: Good! Dad: There's a little bit left too. Me: I don't eat chili. Dad: You don't?!? Me: Nope. It's got peppers and onions in it. Dad: Well.....how do you know if it tastes right? Me: I don't. I wing it.
"You killed our savior all on your own. By willingly choosing to honor this disgusting band, you...you murdered him." -lady in front of the MU on by CC shirt.
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-guy yelling at his friend running out of the mens restroom a few hours ago
dude at the gym
-guy yelling at his friend running out of the mens restroom a few hours ago"
crossin swords
Yeaaaaah
Dad: Good.
Me: Good!
Dad: There's a little bit left too.
Me: I don't eat chili.
Dad: You don't?!?
Me: Nope. It's got peppers and onions in it.
Dad: Well.....how do you know if it tastes right?
Me: I don't. I wing it.
-My friend Phil on my other friend's horrible parking.
did you get laid that one night?
REJECTED!
Charlie to me <_>
"I got blisters on me fingas*
*In Jim Carrey British accent*
some jackass at my lunch table
-lady in front of the MU on by CC shirt.