So last night we had this party at my apartment, and this girl Alex was over and she was mad at her boyfriend for going to this party that she wasn't invited to and the conversation went like this.
Alex: I can't believe Jeff(her boyfriend) went to that other party Austin(my roommate): You should tell him you slept with Thomas Me: Ya, but we should actually do it, because lying is really bad.
Ok so one of my friends always has to tag everyone she's with and every place she's at on FB so we always give her a hard time about it and were talking about various funny named places places in this little Asian shopping center that she should tag us in at as we were walking in to a frozen yogurt place.
Friend 1: Hey don't forget to tag us in tonight!
Me: Yeah, I feel like I'm not even there unless everyone on FB knows about it.
Friend 2: Ok! I'll tag us in at like............"pop my cherries" or something.
Rest of us: :-/ :-/ )
There was a place across the street called "Cherries". I don't know what in gods name she was reading lol
So last night we had this party at my apartment, and this girl Alex was over and she was mad at her boyfriend for going to this party that she wasn't invited to and the conversation went like this.
Alex: I can't believe Jeff(her boyfriend) went to that other party Austin(my roommate): You should tell him you slept with Thomas Me: Ya, but we should actually do it, because lying is really bad.
So last night we had this party at my apartment, and this girl Alex was over and she was mad at her boyfriend for going to this party that she wasn't invited to and the conversation went like this.
Alex: I can't believe Jeff(her boyfriend) went to that other party Austin(my roommate): You should tell him you slept with Thomas Me: Ya, but we should actually do it, because lying is really bad.
My brother and I are watching Star Wars IV because my little sister has never seen it.
Me: I think Harrison Ford was the only actor that isn't defined only by this role. My brother: Yeah, you're probably right. My sister: Wasn't he Indiana Jones? Me: Yeah. He was also the president. My sister: He was? My brother: Yeah. It was awesome. My sister: Really? What year? Me: He wasn't the real president. He's an actor. My sister: Oh. My brother: She's just messing with us. My sister: Um. No I'm not.
So last night we had this party at my apartment, and this girl Alex was over and she was mad at her boyfriend for going to this party that she wasn't invited to and the conversation went like this.
Alex: I can't believe Jeff(her boyfriend) went to that other party Austin(my roommate): You should tell him you slept with Thomas Me: Ya, but we should actually do it, because lying is really bad.
Smooth potato head.....real smooth Did the chick Alex physically ROTFL?
So last night we had this party at my apartment, and this girl Alex was over and she was mad at her boyfriend for going to this party that she wasn't invited to and the conversation went like this.
Alex: I can't believe Jeff(her boyfriend) went to that other party Austin(my roommate): You should tell him you slept with Thomas Me: Ya, but we should actually do it, because lying is really bad.
Smooth potato head.....real smooth Did the chick Alex physically ROTFL?
Ya.
Another funny quote from that night. (Keep in mind that Alex is from Indian(the country) descent
We were watching Blue Mountain State I think, and it was the pilot episode with the big asian dude that jacks off in the trophy room.
Austin: That is why I don't like Asians, they are gross. Alex: You know, technically I'm Asian Austin: See, that is why I don't like Asians.
Doesn't sound funny now but it was hilarious when it was said.
Waiting in line at Circle K with a friend behind this chick on the phone.
Woman: WELL I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO PICK UP YOUR DOG I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP IT FOREVER. *awkward few seconds of silence friend: I forgot to let my dog out
>Be 8. >Me and my friend are at his house. >We were playing baseball in the house. >Baseball breaks a huge hole in the 1000 gallon aquarium. >All the water and fish fell on the floor. >Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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Alex: I can't believe Jeff(her boyfriend) went to that other party
Austin(my roommate): You should tell him you slept with Thomas
Me: Ya, but we should actually do it, because lying is really bad.
Friend 1: Hey don't forget to tag us in tonight!
Me: Yeah, I feel like I'm not even there unless everyone on FB knows about it.
Friend 2: Ok! I'll tag us in at like............"pop my cherries" or something.
Rest of us:
There was a place across the street called "Cherries". I don't know what in gods name she was reading lol
Me: I think Harrison Ford was the only actor that isn't defined only by this role.
My brother: Yeah, you're probably right.
My sister: Wasn't he Indiana Jones?
Me: Yeah. He was also the president.
My sister: He was?
My brother: Yeah. It was awesome.
My sister: Really? What year?
Me: He wasn't the real president. He's an actor.
My sister: Oh.
My brother: She's just messing with us.
My sister: Um. No I'm not.
My sister is so derpy.
Did the chick Alex physically ROTFL?
Another funny quote from that night. (Keep in mind that Alex is from Indian(the country) descent
We were watching Blue Mountain State I think, and it was the pilot episode with the big asian dude that jacks off in the trophy room.
Austin: That is why I don't like Asians, they are gross.
Alex: You know, technically I'm Asian
Austin: See, that is why I don't like Asians.
Doesn't sound funny now but it was hilarious when it was said.
My sister: Who's that?
Nearby teenager: There is a god.
Beavis: Good cuz I'm tierd of it!
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Brit: Maury Christmas
Me: Does this mean you got me tix to Maury? =O
Brit: Kindaaa. You are the father of my baby im 110% sure!
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Woman: WELL I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO PICK UP YOUR DOG I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP IT FOREVER.
*awkward few seconds of silence
friend: I forgot to let my dog out
>Me and my friend are at his house.
>We were playing baseball in the house.
>Baseball breaks a huge hole in the 1000 gallon aquarium.
>All the water and fish fell on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Uncle: it's sunday, nobody at work.. Lot of people on the Internet
I said: Putting a bone through your lip and luggin it around there is not jewelry
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)