My grandma was in a car accident today. My cousin totally mislead us into thinking she was barely hanging on, luckily she was only banged up. This is when she was drugged up:
"They asked me what happened to my teeth and I told them I took em out so I could make some Christmas money"
Robb Flynn talking about the cover art for Unto the Locust:
There's a term, 'locust capitalism', where a business comes in, devours everything, and then just leaves. In America, that would be Wal-Mart!
d00d walmart hasnt created an economic disaster matter of fact it serves the poor and rich fukkerz dont like when the poor get a leg up so they critisize walmart,,, created economic disasters that'd be General Motors in Ohio AK Steel Company in Pensylvania
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Guy sitting next to me, waiting for our exam to start: "Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls." Me: "Uh. You okay, Kevin?" Kevin: "No. I'm cracking. This exam is going to be balls. I might just want to write MOO and hand it in." Me: "Okaaaay."
Him: I fell of a treadmill a few times, it happens, don't stress it. No need to freak out about people starting drama. It's highschool, jealous bitches are always going to start it, no matter what. I used to forget my lunch all the time, so you're not alone :P Me: Either that message wasn't to me, or I have not a single fucking clue what you are talking about...actually either way I still have no clue what you're talking about Him: Damnit that was supposed to go to a friend, she's feeling bad. Me: No shit she fell off a treadmill and forgot her lunch. Him: Well there's more to it. Me: Yeah you're a fucking liar, you never forgot your lunch, your mom always gave you lunch money.
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I have a P, an O, and an R...naturally I'd play "PORN"
Then it pops ups "Charliezeasshat has played PORN for 9 points"
If only that happened in real life
"They asked me what happened to my teeth and I told them I took em out so I could make some Christmas money"
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Me: "Uh. You okay, Kevin?"
Kevin: "No. I'm cracking. This exam is going to be balls. I might just want to write MOO and hand it in."
Me: "Okaaaay."
Him: I fell of a treadmill a few times, it happens, don't stress it. No need to freak out about people starting drama. It's highschool, jealous bitches are always going to start it, no matter what. I used to forget my lunch all the time, so you're not alone :P
Me: Either that message wasn't to me, or I have not a single fucking clue what you are talking about...actually either way I still have no clue what you're talking about
Him: Damnit that was supposed to go to a friend, she's feeling bad.
Me: No shit she fell off a treadmill and forgot her lunch.
Him: Well there's more to it.
Me: Yeah you're a fucking liar, you never forgot your lunch, your mom always gave you lunch money.
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Friend #1: You know that dolphins, platypus, and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure?
Friend #2: Well what else would they do it for?
Everyone else:
Don't get me wrong, she's really not dumb, but damn does she ever deliver some facepalm moments.
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
"I'll probably still be drunk when I wake up so please call me when you're gonna be leaving."