Stopped at a gas station and was sitting in the parking lot when I noticed my hair was a mess (call it gay I don’t care this heat has been horrible lmao). I carry a brush in my car so I started combing my hair and I noticed this old guy at the pump next to me just staring at me hard as fuck (for reference my hair is a bit past shoulder length). I didn’t know what to say so I just looked at him and kept combing my hair. He starts shaking his head and goes “Yeah keep rubbing it in you fat fuck.” It wasn’t til that I noticed he was bald as fuck )
I need to get new jeans. Mine are starting to just fall off of me. Not sure if they're stretched out or if Ive lost a ton of weight, but I think I may have to go down a pant size. Currently at 34 waist size. Never in my adult life have I been lower than 34.
I’m at 30 and can fit 28s lmao. Feels good man. Also motivation to stay eating right and not gain it back cause I do not want to completely replace my wardrobe top to bottom again lmao I was at a 38 before all the weight loss.
I got a call at 4:57 yesterday and they left a message. we are a small office, so me and my boss are okay with letting people leave messages if we are doing something, and i was at the end of wrapping a quote up.
It was a 70 something year old lady and at the end of her message she says " id appreciate a call, its not 5 oclock yet."
))))))))))) baby boomers. the worlds worst generation.
The fucking worst generation. I have so many old fucks that walk in to my office at 4:55 and want to start an account or a loan. You're retired and you have all day. Why wait until the last possible second?
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Then I gotta get up to work again at 11 tomorrow
#nodaysoff
This prison escape is on the run, and stole a shotgun from someone's garage and got in a shootout while.stealing it lol.
Well it turns out she's apple and doesn't have the play store so I bought myself a gift card lmao
It was a 70 something year old lady and at the end of her message she says " id appreciate a call, its not 5 oclock yet."