Was at the bar and met a couple people who were coming from Offspring/Sum 41 tonight. Wound up talking to a couple of couples and me and the one girls boyfriend got into it about politics. His girl was like “Oh no here he goes” lol we went back and forth for about a half hour (really good conversation btw) and near the end it was clear we weren’t gonna agree and buddy was like “Dude can we just nix this? You like Iron Maiden (I’m wearing a Maiden shirt) and Digimon (we previously had the Digimon >Pokémon convo) I don’t wanna ruin this with politics.” I was like absolutely and we shook up and we’re bullshitting when this line 600 pound redneck waked outside and was like “IF YOU AINT LIKE TRUMP I DONT LIKE YOU.” Bro looked at me and was like “I know we’re done talking politics but just so you know that guy is on your side of things “ and I was like “Man I’ll suck Biden off right now it it means I don’t have to associate with that fucktard.” )
Came home Saturday night and a sheriff was parked at the foot of my driveway, car running with all his lights off. I had to pull past him into the grass then swerve back into the driveway to park. I got out of the truck and walked towards his vehicle and he got out and apologized for being my way, he’s just watching the house around the corner and down the street a bit. They were parked a block over at the cemetery watching his house for at least an hour today, then we saw a cop walk up to the house, take a peek and go back to his vehicle. Then they drove away.
Was at the bar and met a couple people who were coming from Offspring/Sum 41 tonight. Wound up talking to a couple of couples and me and the one girls boyfriend got into it about politics. His girl was like “Oh no here he goes” lol we went back and forth for about a half hour (really good conversation btw) and near the end it was clear we weren’t gonna agree and buddy was like “Dude can we just nix this? You like Iron Maiden (I’m wearing a Maiden shirt) and Digimon (we previously had the Digimon >Pokémon convo) I don’t wanna ruin this with politics.” I was like absolutely and we shook up and we’re bullshitting when this line 600 pound redneck waked outside and was like “IF YOU AINT LIKE TRUMP I DONT LIKE YOU.” Bro looked at me and was like “I know we’re done talking politics but just so you know that guy is on your side of things “ and I was like “Man I’ll suck Biden off right now it it means I don’t have to associate with that fucktard.” )
Thought this story was going to end with you having a threesome with some guy and his wife
I need to get new jeans. Mine are starting to just fall off of me. Not sure if they're stretched out or if Ive lost a ton of weight, but I think I may have to go down a pant size. Currently at 34 waist size. Never in my adult life have I been lower than 34.
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Jan 21, 2010
One day he's thinking about khfs and the next he's on Rogan talking about it lmao.