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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2015

Dude is tryna purposely tear his ACL to get worker's comp. )))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,958 spicy boy

October 2015

thats a great idea if you want to live off of minimum wage essentially )

he would only get 2/3 thirds of his pay, and thats if they cant prove he did it on purpose.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,958 spicy boy

October 2015

Fuck this game saturday :!!

so pumped to be going to harbaugh's first top 20 matchup at home \mmmmmmmmmmmm/

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

October 2015

EpisodeElevator said:

Dude is tryna purposely tear his ACL to get worker's comp. )))))))))))))))))))))))))

U put other fhagz to shame with as much dikk u sux

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Xeno Posts: 21,106 master of ceremonies

October 2015 edited October 2015

Mayor of Providence randomly dropped into the 1st grade classroom I was tutoring in on the south side this morning. No pressure

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,958 spicy boy

October 2015

Tickets continue to fall. Def probably holding out till friday morning to buy. My boss said we should wait till saturday morning )

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

October 2015

RIP Jim from Nunslaughter

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

October 2015

From now when I take a shit I'm taking an erikfhagz

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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NOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod

October 2015

When you send a reckless ass text to your chick and you wish you could unsend it but you can't. So you have to just sit and wait for the response...

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2015 edited October 2015

Sloth is the best lookin creature in this picture. ))))))))))

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2015

How bad was it?

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

October 2015

Damn creepin on her facebook even though she doesnt post here anymore. #obsessed

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2015

Comin back on got me wonderin what she's lookin like now. Lick my scrotum.

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,657 moneytalker

October 2015

Crush confirmed.

Pass the god damn butter.
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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

October 2015

Sounds like you thirsty bruh

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2015

Would rather fuck an actual whale.

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2015

Would rather let my dick become the Sahara for the rest of my life then fuck her even once.

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,657 moneytalker

October 2015

Pass the god damn butter.
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NOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod

October 2015

Crisis averted

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

October 2015

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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