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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Sounds like a good time man. I've never marathon drank while having fun. I've marathon drank while super depressed with my friends before. How much money you spend at the strip club? Anybody talk you in to going on was it everybody's first trip?
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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It was so much fun man. Really needed it. Was feeling burned out haha and yeah dude I've done the marathon drinking depressed before. No bueno. As for the strip club, it was everybody's first trip and it was something we all have talked about doing for a while so we said fuck it. Money wise its not bad for dances etc. Beer though is killer. Tip: Drink before hand. Cost $22 for 3 Heinekens lol. I've never been before so idk what to compare it to, but the lap dances seemed like a good price. $20 for topless, $30 for nude. Dude comes around asking if we seen any chicks we're interested in getting dances from and its at this point I'm watching the stage that this sexy ass blonde is doing the most acrobatic shit I've ever seen. She would hang from the top with her legs and extend her entire body out from the pole using only legs for support, then bend all the way backward to grab her feet. I'm like "If she's free after this routine I'll take her." Dude goes "Oh her. Yeah she'll be climbing all over you doing tricks." Sold.  Hardest question I had to answer all weekend was "So just the one dance, then?" If I stayed after for even a minute when my dance was done she would have taken every penny I would have ever earned for the rest of my days =)) awesome experience. 
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,818 spicy boy
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,818 spicy boy
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,958 spicy boy
    Caught in a dilemma. Either we buy the tickets for the michigan vs northwestern game this weekend today, and probably pay more than we should, or wait till friday and risk having to pay even more. :-?
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,958 spicy boy
    ticket prices are starting to drop slightly 
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-ap-florida-senate-sacrificing-goat-20151005-story.html

    =))
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Stay classy FL
    inb4lists
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,818 spicy boy
    Sending a bag of shit to the saints facility addressed to the kicker. 
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,818 spicy boy
    "Give this to your kicker. Fuck him for missing that kick and letting Bree's throw an 80 yard td to spiller. You made me lose in fantasy."
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    So earlier I posted a photo of some black smoke I saw a little ways up the hill from me. I wasn't sure if a house or something was on fire or if some idiot was burning garbage n shit they weren't supposed to during the day. 

    Well oddly enough a garage fire happened in the town below mine (about 5 miles away). Found out it was my friend's mothers garage that housed a 1970 jaguar. Which fucking sucks but no one was hurt. But for some reason I have some confused friends on not only where I live but geography as well. Because I keep getting tagged in news posts and images on this garage fire when I do not live in the same town and I don't live on a relatively flat surface either...and it was obvious in the picture. 

    I wish I understood how their brains worked because I cannot. At least one of them wasn't sure where I lived hahaha
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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,818 spicy boy
    God damn that bk Halloween whopper looks nasty. 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm sitting at my daughters school right now while she practices harp. We are on stage where in same room as cafeteria and there is this program where parents drop off their kids and people watch them before school. Anyways there is about 25 white kids and 1 black kid and they are all playing. The black kid just put on play handcuffs and was standing on the wall while the other kids continued to play. :| no joke. 
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