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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

He's already dead and was a better person even after his death than you'll ever be. Was your mom a screamer?

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

January 2015

Naw but Sandy was.

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

Shoulda inb4'd that.

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

January 2015

I should message her and see what she's up to :-?

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

I'd welcome that to get your Facebook.

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

January 2015 edited January 2015

So you'd have new material to jerk off to?

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

Do you post selfies? Or is that just Erik?

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

January 2015

Longest dick riding streak in the history of the board.

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

I know. I can tell by the flags.

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

January 2015

Iowa_fat_dabz said:

Do you post selfies? Or is that just Erik?

Nah but if you want I can send some selfies of my dick to your mom.

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

That isn't a selfie doe

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

Dude I umped with over the summer said GNC sold this powder that instantly put you into REM sleep. Said it was awesome and his dreams were vivid as fuck and he could get like 4 hours of sleep and be wide awake the next day. Need to try it.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,917 spicy boy

January 2015

Conversation entering dangerous ground with female friend. This will either resault im complete awkwardness or me breaking out of the zone.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,917 spicy boy

January 2015

My money is on this going south fast

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FLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

January 2015

Fuck )

http://theantimedia.org/study-shows-selfie-addicted-men-score-high-psychological-test/

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,917 spicy boy

January 2015

Poured my thoughts and heart out regarding things. No response yet. Might kill myself

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

January 2015

MetalCrusades said:

Poured my thoughts and heart out regarding things. No response yet. Might kill myself

So you did it via text?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,917 spicy boy

January 2015

Yes

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,917 spicy boy

January 2015

Judging from the few couple texts I just got, Im perma-friendzoned.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,917 spicy boy

January 2015

Forever a fucking lone

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