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Gazorpazorpfield

Stumbles upon some information. I'm going to switch it to after the trip. Numerous people are talking about perforating an ear drum, and with the shape mine are in....I wouldn't be surprised if i did. Definitely going to wait until after I'm done with the trip.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Wunderbarrrr said:

fuck you jobe, you have a little dick

MetalCrusades said:

You'll be disapointed.

Peoples moms need to shut up and stop snitchin.

MetalCoresades

People's mom said Jobe has a small dick :-?

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Keep in mind MC, size is only relative to the volume of the baby cave.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

You do what you gotta do. Marc told me about a trick he uses with Leah where you get a warm, raw steak around your crank to shim out the hole.

MetalCoresades

Dafuq

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

You gotta lot to learn son. Sometimes you may have to get creative to get the traction you need.

FLAT

Fukk y00z no one will help me [-(

FLAT

I aint you, i dont enjoy talking to myself [-(

MetalCoresades

Goin to my highschool band camp to see some band friends who haven't graduated yet.

OPP

activity here is at an all time low. just look how long it took me to give a fuck and comment.

at least the new spambots will keep us company

MenAreTrash

Small shark ate some bait then another shark ate the smaller shark

FLAT

I like to think my grammar and typing skills came from runescape.

TiradesOfTruth

I'm guessing that Duck Dynasty is back on because every fucking redneck on my facebook is talking about it.

NolaFree810

Well it might be cuz it's in the news that one of the duck dudes might run for office or something

MarcTheFallen

Duck Dynasty \m/

Episode

slapguitarer said:

Small shark ate some bait then another shark ate the smaller shark

\m/

TiradesOfTruth

Aww yeah Skeletonwitch are following me on twitter now \m/

FLAT

Made a cow dance to coming back to life last weekend

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Around here, the Iowa jokes write themselves.