I was playing wall ball (lacrosse) and I threw a bad pass that missed my chimney and rolled up the roof and over my house. I go around to go and look for it and I notice a grackle that had been hurt in our flower bed.
I call the animal hospital and get a number for a volunteer who cares for injured birds, so I grabbed a shoe box and gloves and put the injured bird in and drove off to drop that little guy out at the lady's house.
Hoping that the bird pulls through because I'm afraid I accidentally injured it. I did all I can do
Should have put a bullet in it's head. Fucking annoying ass birds.
Gary probably killed 20 of them in his truck today and gave 0 fucks
All bullshit aside..one day I hit 3 birds which is really odd. Fuckers were acting odd that day for some reason. If I hit 1 bird a year that is alot but 3 in 1 day. I blame Obama.
And you're right.. I gave 0 fucks. Only animial I ever hit which I felt bad for was a little red squirrel one day. Little bastard got flattend by the back tire but his little fluffy tail was sticking straight up kinda shaking. Felt horrible.
Gary probably killed 20 of them in his truck today and gave 0 fucks
Hey now, the man's gotta eat.
Fuck you asshole Arlo..go learn football before chiming in and making yourself look the fool then trying to cover your stupidity by saying.."It's the way you worded it". Little red hooded dweeb.
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we have one in particular that comes around and steals the nuts we leave out for the squirrels
my dad named him Kato
Wife is going to bed with a big smile
:-B
i want his job
PS - he doesnt believe in mermaids
JUST
SAYING