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Me_

Fucking whacked! I need another rum and coke but I'm out of coke

FLAT

Kimda wanna get drunk :-?

Me_

My wife is bombed upstairs..Know what that means

Me_

She went over and started drinking with the lady who had the shovel

drinkwine732

GHOST_OF_GAZZA said:

My wife is bombed upstairs..Know what that means

Rapist

NolaFree810

GHOST_OF_GAZZA said:

My wife is bombed upstairs..Know what that means

Butt rape \m/

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

use lube for the love of god

Tyrant

Nah

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

or not :-??

Me_

Life is good!

Stoned_Catz

if youre gonna have a top 1% ure gonna have gangsterz bitch

Episode

\m/ First time this happened.

Episode

But this is what it ended at. :-<

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

i don really know what im looking at :-/

Episode

My added up macros and calories. Fat is 9 calories per gram. In the first one, it adds up to 666. 74 (Grams of fat.) X 9 = 666.

1D_for_life

I was playing wall ball (lacrosse) and I threw a bad pass that missed my chimney and rolled up the roof and over my house. I go around to go and look for it and I notice a grackle that had been hurt in our flower bed.

I call the animal hospital and get a number for a volunteer who cares for injured birds, so I grabbed a shoe box and gloves and put the injured bird in and drove off to drop that little guy out at the lady's house.

Hoping that the bird pulls through because I'm afraid I accidentally injured it. I did all I can do

Xeno

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

i don really know what im looking at :-/

Grams of fat, carbs, and protein...?

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

what the numbers meant

Xeno

think it was because it was 666

zomg satan

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

yea i saw that and knew it was the point but didnt know...why am i explaining this?