The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her face. "I can't be certain." I told them. The sheet went back a bit further to reveal her breasts and hard nipples"Sorry, but I'm still not sure." Then they took the sheet completely off and I had a good look at the body and shaved minge, "That's definitely not her, Officer" "Are you sure?" "Yep. My girlfriend's not black."
All right, I've seriously always tried to be somewhat cool with everyone, but clearly, I'm not welcome here. Anyone who actually wants to stay in contact with me, you know how to reach me. It's been real. :-h
Great. Now we need someone else around here to get a tattoo of a shit in some girly area. I feel either Nola or Erik needs to step up and take one for the team.
This place has been slow. I used to wake up and check and see multiple pages of new posts in each thread and almost the entire front page of threads with new posts. Not anymore there's maybe ten posts and half the front page full
You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
cause faggots. seriously marc post some gay ass meme and everyone nuts for it and i post something and it gets buried because it says lamb of god. anyway 0 my dick feels good from it
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Then I realized
Minge is a great word
But if it offends you Disty I can use the term "flange" instead?
Or Muff