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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,746 jayfacer
    edited September 2020
    Xeno said:
    Went to stop at a cabela's to shut down for the night. Pulled into the wrong lot, tried to swing wide back out, still took out a light pole. Cop didn't cite me but company insurance is on the hook with cabela's for the damage, I reported everything, and am now waiting until morning for love's to have their day mechanic come out and cut the rim off my rear tandem wheel that hit it. 

    Fuckin rip. Probably gonna have to go back in for disciplinary training or some shit but safety manager at least said I'm not fired.
    Like, “TIMBERRRR”’d that shit? 🤔
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    Pic makes it look like the lot is fuckin huge lmao. The problem was the road I pulled in from and was trying to get back on was at a hard diagonal angle back so I was trying to go wide around the pole to approach the exit with my trailer already pointed the right way. Tried to straighten out too early and wasn't watching my mirror.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lol - sorry man but kinda funny. Great you aren’t fired 
  • Dime2Dime2 Posts: 2,827 jayfacer
    lmao congrats.  Bound to happen.  I've got a light pole, a mailbox and two fences under my belt
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,746 jayfacer
    Xeno said:
    Yup

    Legendary response.
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,746 jayfacer
    Aforementioned $170 fish from the random thread showed up DOA. Big F. They have a 100% guarantee if it shows up dead, so I’ll be getting another one free of charge, but the credit itself takes up to 3 days, meaning I won’t be getting the replacement til next week. This is the first time this has happened after numerous live orders, and it WOULD happen wit the absolute most expensive one smh.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    @Xeno I see insurance claims for similar accidents like that all day long. Signs...letterboxes....bollards.... sides of buildings get clipped often. 
    Just don't make a habit of it 😂
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    Aforementioned $170 fish from the random thread showed up DOA. Big F. They have a 100% guarantee if it shows up dead, so I’ll be getting another one free of charge, but the credit itself takes up to 3 days, meaning I won’t be getting the replacement til next week. This is the first time this has happened after numerous live orders, and it WOULD happen wit the absolute most expensive one smh.
    I don't know why the idea of opening up a package to find a fucking dead fish is making me laugh so hard right now
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,746 jayfacer
    edited September 2020
    Xeno said:
    Aforementioned $170 fish from the random thread showed up DOA. Big F. They have a 100% guarantee if it shows up dead, so I’ll be getting another one free of charge, but the credit itself takes up to 3 days, meaning I won’t be getting the replacement til next week. This is the first time this has happened after numerous live orders, and it WOULD happen wit the absolute most expensive one smh.
    I don't know why the idea of opening up a package to find a fucking dead fish is making me laugh so hard right now
    Fuck. Wasn’t funny til this post lmaooo.
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Fuck now I’m cracking up. 

    R.I.P. you dead fucking $170 fish. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    I hope you threw it in the frypan...
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,746 jayfacer
    Gnomez said:
    I hope you threw it in the frypan...
    Wouldn’t even be a SNACK lmao.


  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod
    Xeno said:
    Went to stop at a cabela's to shut down for the night. Pulled into the wrong lot, tried to swing wide back out, still took out a light pole. Cop didn't cite me but company insurance is on the hook with cabela's for the damage, I reported everything, and am now waiting until morning for love's to have their day mechanic come out and cut the rim off my rear tandem wheel that hit it. 

    Fuckin rip. Probably gonna have to go back in for disciplinary training or some shit but safety manager at least said I'm not fired.
    That isn’t even that bad. I do IT work for a trucking company and I see a lot of drivers get put on leave for accidents until safety either approves them to work again or they let them go. One time a driver hit a business owner’s vehicle and didn’t say shit. It wasn’t until the person who got their vehicle wrecked contacted our company wondering when we were going to pay. Guess what happened to that driver. 


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    yeah thats normal trucker stuff i feel. we insure a few trucking companies and hear about that stuff a lot. 
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    I met a client last year that was a stereotypical old school gay hairdresser. Late 40s, had a short, almost greasy perm that reminded me of a Jheri curl. Had an 80s porn stache. He felt he had to leave the hairdressing game though because the chemicals were doing things to his skin. So he shut down his beauty spot in Texas, moved to Atlanta and went to get his cdl. He got a job, but from what he told me, he took out an awning his first day. From what I gathered, he took out 3-4 different things very quickly. He said that after a certain amount of incidents that they put your license on probation, but he didn’t have the remaining money to pay for the classes. I hate to laugh at people that are in such a vulnerable position, but his whole story was like comedy. I can’t imagine why this middle aged gay hair dresser decided to switch careers to truck driving of all things. It seemed like he was the only one that was surprised it didn’t work out
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