Actually if you're counting the thirty seconds you went out of your way to get there and the thirty seconds to get back on track it's a ,31 minute trip
Man, what a night. Me and my boy went over to a buddies I haven't seen in like 6 months. Bought a 30 rack with me. We went outside to play Uno and drink and his roommate comes out and goes "Hey, you need to leave now, this ain't that kinda house." I said "What do you mean?" And he goes "I'm not trying to be responsible for drunks and what not." Me and my boy are like "Aight whatever that's fine we'll go after we finish this beer" and he goes "You got ten mins " my buddy that we went to visit goes "No, I pay rent here to, he doesn't own the place and has no right to kick you out, he just rents here too." So, the owner calls and said we can chill til 8:30 and it gets to that point and we're finishing our beers when this lunatic comes back out of the house literally screaming "You gotta fuck off now!" I say "Sir, we're just finishing our beers then we're gone the owner said we're okay to stay" and he goes "It's 8:36, the time is done." So he pulls out a knife and my buddy gets heated and starts cussing him out. I'm keeping dude at Bay and my friend we're visiting is keeping my homie at Bay. I'm like "Sir, we're literally just finishing this and leaving" (at this point we are in the drive way standing by my car). So he starts flailing the knife around and my boy is like "Put the knife down and fight like a man, pussy. We're all unarmed take me like a man" and this dude is sitting there like "I'll cut your face off and slash your tires" and I'm like "Dude, thats my car, you're not slashing shit we're leaving" and he goes "Well, you're boy is about to cost you one." So, I naturally don't like confrontation and am a peace keeper in my friend group. I prefer to diffuse these things rather than engage. My boy literally has his hand on the passenger door and I'm getting my keys out going to my car. Trying to be civil, I go "Okay, sorry we're done. I'll throw the bottles out." He says "No, I'll throw them out just fuck off." I hand them to him and he walks over to my buddies window and goes "Don't get your face carved out boy" so my buddy looks at him and goes "We're leaving and you have the bottles. Go throw them out bitch. Go on, bitch throw my trash away" then this fucking cock sucker throws a beer bottle at my car and smashes the back windshield. At this point, I see it in slow mo and honest can't remember what exactly happened next. I've known my buddy since 2nd grade. He said he's never seen me that mad. I was just shouting. Keep in mind, I'm 6'2 and a big boy. Dude cowers instantly and starts begging me not to sue him or press charges. I don't like getting like this because I've only been this angry twice before and I honest to God can't entirely control what happens, hence my role to try to be a peace keeper. Cops get called and they cuff him, don't question us about beer or anything and tell me, either he fixes it or you can send him to jail. He's nearly crying telling me please don't send him to jail and I'm honestly not going to. Obviously, mentally, he ain't all there. But if he doesn't fix my windshield, he'll rot. And that's how my day went.
Man, what a night. Me and my boy went over to a buddies I haven't seen in like 6 months. Bought a 30 rack with me. We went outside to play Uno and drink and his roommate comes out and goes "Hey, you need to leave now, this ain't that kinda house." I said "What do you mean?" And he goes "I'm not trying to be responsible for drunks and what not." Me and my boy are like "Aight whatever that's fine we'll go after we finish this beer" and he goes "You got ten mins " my buddy that we went to visit goes "No, I pay rent here to, he doesn't own the place and has no right to kick you out, he just rents here too." So, the owner calls and said we can chill til 8:30 and it gets to that point and we're finishing our beers when this lunatic comes back out of the house literally screaming "You gotta fuck off now!" I say "Sir, we're just finishing our beers then we're gone the owner said we're okay to stay" and he goes "It's 8:36, the time is done." So he pulls out a knife and my buddy gets heated and starts cussing him out. I'm keeping dude at Bay and my friend we're visiting is keeping my homie at Bay. I'm like "Sir, we're literally just finishing this and leaving" (at this point we are in the drive way standing by my car). So he starts flailing the knife around and my boy is like "Put the knife down and fight like a man, pussy. We're all unarmed take me like a man" and this dude is sitting there like "I'll cut your face off and slash your tires" and I'm like "Dude, thats my car, you're not slashing shit we're leaving" and he goes "Well, you're boy is about to cost you one." So, I naturally don't like confrontation and am a peace keeper in my friend group. I prefer to diffuse these things rather than engage. My boy literally has his hand on the passenger door and I'm getting my keys out going to my car. Trying to be civil, I go "Okay, sorry we're done. I'll throw the bottles out." He says "No, I'll throw them out just fuck off." I hand them to him and he walks over to my buddies window and goes "Don't get your face carved out boy" so my buddy looks at him and goes "We're leaving and you have the bottles. Go throw them out bitch. Go on, bitch throw my trash away" then this fucking cock sucker throws a beer bottle at my car and smashes the back windshield. At this point, I see it in slow mo and honest can't remember what exactly happened next. I've known my buddy since 2nd grade. He said he's never seen me that mad. I was just shouting. Keep in mind, I'm 6'2 and a big boy. Dude cowers instantly and starts begging me not to sue him or press charges. I don't like getting like this because I've only been this angry twice before and I honest to God can't entirely control what happens, hence my role to try to be a peace keeper. Cops get called and they cuff him, don't question us about beer or anything and tell me, either he fixes it or you can send him to jail. He's nearly crying telling me please don't send him to jail and I'm honestly not going to. Obviously, mentally, he ain't all there. But if he doesn't fix my windshield, he'll rot. And that's how my day went.
you can get a hitman on the dark web for like a grand have dude rubbed out
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No need that's been offered as a favor from several people I know already for free lol I don't care about all that. I really don't even want to throw the guy in jail. Just fix the damn windshield.
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Poverty sucks.
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