When the customer wants to have a conversation while you're working on his car and literally starts every fucking sentence with "Well son, in my religion the Lord says..."
as he gets back into his car smile and say "allahu ackbar".
) it wasn't the fact that he was talking about his religion. Its religion in general. Maybe everyone just sees my name tag and assumes I'm a godless heathen
what is your name?
Want to hear how painfully fucking generic it is? I'll give you first middle and last. Mahmoud Mohammed Abdallah.......yup
I never wanted to be awake this early, but here I am. And I can't go back to sleep because the lights are on, the tv is on, and I guess he thought this was a prime time to do three loads of laundry. But there's a reason I tell him all the time to not fuck with the laundry. Cuz when he does, the settings are wrong and it's not loaded evenly even though I've stressed those things and showed him numerous times before.
I swear if he doesn't stop drinking completely I'm going to kill him and get rid of the body in a barrel of chemicals Breaking Bad style cuz I'm over it
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You in cahoots?
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So what do you call yourself for short?
I swear if he doesn't stop drinking completely I'm going to kill him and get rid of the body in a barrel of chemicals Breaking Bad style cuz I'm over it
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