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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod

    Like goddamn Arlo went in on this nigga. I would never expect that from the lost member of Backstreet Boys.



  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy
    Man, fuck that. I'm not changing myself for someone. So I have long hair, and I'm not built. I am who I am. I'm realizing most girls don't want to accept that. Superficial. Not that appearance really means anything. Because I know people who girls think are attractive. Guys who are fit, healthy, intelligent people. But as soon as its revealed that don't just want sex, the girls bail.

    Lol, what exactly do you have to offer to females, MC?


    This right here. THIS. is what is wrong with everything. Why should "offer" something other than myself? You're right. I'm not rich. I'm not ripped. I'm not a douchebag. I'm not looking for a simple lay. So you're right, I guess I don't have anything to offer. 

    Y'know, aside from being a genuinely nice dude, who treats everybody with the respect they deserve. Someone who would have zero problem dying for a friend in trouble. Who would treat a girl like a fucking queen and expect nothing in return. Someone who is interested in who a girl is and what she does, her interests, and not what she looks like and what she can do for me. I don't give a shit what a girl can "offer" me other being all she can be, and someone I can spend time with and share mutual caring for eachother. All things that I am capable of "offering" myself. 

    I'm actually a really intelligent dude too. I'm trying to make something out of my life. Going to school. Working in the summer. I'm interning with National Public Radio right now. I play guitar. Yea, I like to sit around and play video games, and read comics, and enjoy myself. Everyone has past-times that they enjoy. 

    But you're right. I have nothing to offer that a girl would be interested in. Because girls aren't interested in genuinely nice guys. 

    And my awkwardness. A lot of that does come from my self-doubt. I don't have a good history with girls in a romantic sense, and that makes it really hard for me to talk to girls about romantic relationships. A lot of it comes from respect too. Respect for their boundaries. Respect for them as individuals. But I do have a lot of female friends. I don't have any problem talking to them about other things and hanging out with them. But y'know, since I'm not fucking them it doesn't mean anything. 

    I've done a lot of thinking the last few weeks. Been really trying to find myself, and figure out what my purpose in life is. And I still haven't found it. I may never find it. But I know that there is nothing wrong with me. 

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy
    Tldr version: ky

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

    MC is the new Primus =))

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

    MC is the new Primus =))

    Thats harsh dude. Im not THAT bad. Im just frustrated. 

    Xenocide said:

    inb4 MC pulls an elliot rodger

    Should I start my mainfesto now? 

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,106 master of ceremonies

    looks like you already have

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy
    =))

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Goddamn Arlo went OFF. =))

  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Lol, what exactly do you have to offer to females, MC?

    You're an overweight, ugly, depressed, unhygienic man-child who constantly mopes around on some dying sausagefest of an internet forum. You talk all the time about how nervous you get around girls, have absolutely zero sexual desire, and hold a slowly building grudge against an entire gender thanks to your general awkwardness around anything that has a vagina. 

    I'm sorry that you can't figure out the biggest problem with your lack of female attention. Take a shower, cut your hair, and quit blaming the rest of the world for your own damn problems.


  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    Goddamn Arlo went OFF. =))

    >hates simps 

    >misogynist

    >cheers someone simping and hating misogyny

    > :-?

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    Arlo should drink Drano

  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    > Everyone reacts.


    >Singles out only my response.



    >Stay on cock.

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    considering you created the simp thread, this should've been your moment to shine

  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Where exactly was Arlo being a simp? He pointed out all the reasons MC struggles wit females; and he's dead on.

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

    To be completely frank, MC is an easy target. He leaves himself wide open for the berating Arlo gave him because he's actually honest about himself. Arlo didn't actually say anything that we didn't already know, except the additional crack about MC being ugly. Bottom line: Arlo is a simp. He's standing up for women when it's completely unnecessary. I mean this is a dying sausage fest, right? MC has a bad week and vents and little and this dipshit is waiting to jump his shit. And the worst part is that he's chosen to go in on an easy target. Much worse things have been said about women here, but Arlo chose the lamb to slaughter instead of someone he can't attack ad hominem. It's fucking lame

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