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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy

    chicks not real
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Tell her you know me. She'll be all over you in no time.
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Nah. Not everyone is lonely and miserable. Life's been really good recently. I haven't had sex in over a month though. I live in a college town so half the bitches moved away at the end of the school year. There's been a bit of a pussy shortage lately but it'll pick back up in August.
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
    But I'm moving to Charlotte in 2 weeks so there'll be even more bitches.
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Jobe said:

    No sympathy for the friend zoned. You do that shit to yourself. 

    Normally I'd agree with this. Short version is met her back in april, started hanging out/talking, over the course of the next 2 months or so she starts saying she wants to see me/she's thinking about me/she misses me at least a few times a week. A couple nights ago sends me a text saying she has to ask me something, asks "We're friends right?", and basically went on to say she was already with someone (she was when i met her), and said "I don't want to lead you on/hurt you" etc etc.......Like, seriously? I don't understand how you couldn't have mentioned this fucking two months ago, and it's even more aggravating considering how she acts/talks towards me. And now she's saying she still wants to hang out/talk to me regularly, and honestly, I wish it could work like that, but I don't see it. 




     

    This is my point exactly... She wants to have her cake and eat it too. But the choice is yours to stick around playing grab ass in the friend zone, or you can say "nope" and move the fuck on. Maybe your gone for good, or maybe she realizes she was wrong and she wants the D, but either way at least you can keep your head held high not playing some Olympic Simp games.

    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

    moving on is hard motherfucker

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker

    Especially if you sit, mope, watch tv and play games all day. 

    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy
    No. Especially if you're a human being with legitimate emotions and feelings. 

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker

    I get depressed just reading about your life MC. I cant imagine why a girl wouldn't jump all over the chance to be a part of it.

    Pass the god damn butter.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,106 master of ceremonies
    Yeah back in high school a chick led me on for a few weeks, I asked her on a date, and she said no and that she just wanted to be friends. I said okay, then cut her off.

    I get a certain degree of satisfaction every time one of my friends says that she came to them asking why I hate her.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy
    Jobe said:

    I get depressed just reading about your life MC. I cant imagine why a girl wouldn't jump all over the chance to be a part of it.

    Life is life. 

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Life gives you lemons... And now you have a ton of lemons.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy

    that DOD brain implant chip makes me so irate. 40 million dollars to read the thoughts of the sheep? Pay china back first. Fuck.
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
    But the government has always spent tax money wisely...
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,842 spicy boy

    if they try and make it mandatory for that, oh boy...

     

    I need to move too Canada :!!

  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Jobe said:
    Jobe said:

    No sympathy for the friend zoned. You do that shit to yourself. 

    Normally I'd agree with this. Short version is met her back in april, started hanging out/talking, over the course of the next 2 months or so she starts saying she wants to see me/she's thinking about me/she misses me at least a few times a week. A couple nights ago sends me a text saying she has to ask me something, asks "We're friends right?", and basically went on to say she was already with someone (she was when i met her), and said "I don't want to lead you on/hurt you" etc etc.......Like, seriously? I don't understand how you couldn't have mentioned this fucking two months ago, and it's even more aggravating considering how she acts/talks towards me. And now she's saying she still wants to hang out/talk to me regularly, and honestly, I wish it could work like that, but I don't see it. 




     

    This is my point exactly... She wants to have her cake and eat it too. But the choice is yours to stick around playing grab ass in the friend zone, or you can say "nope" and move the fuck on. Maybe your gone for good, or maybe she realizes she was wrong and she wants the D, but either way at least you can keep your head held high not playing some Olympic Simp games.


    She told me she wanted to meet up and talk earlier yesterday, and i agreed too mainly because I was still a little confused about how the whole thing happened. I feel like some of the things she said aren't things you tell a "friend", I think she probably feels the same way towards me, but thinks she can't or that it's "wrong" because she's with someone else. I could be wrong, idk. I've been fighting with myself back and forth about this. but I know in my head I should just forget about it. Something kind of similar happened back in like Oct/Nov with someone I'd known for years, she confided in me about the guy and I just thought to myself that it's not going to last much longer, to just wait it out, which was a big fucking mistake, and something I don't want to have happen all over again. All I know is, I don't want to be a fall back, or someone's second choice, or whatever. It's always the same, only it's not. It's whatever, though. 

    inb4lists
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,475 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Sounds like she's got a cock the size of Texas
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