I was at a graduation party last night and my friend as a joke said "That South African dude Morgan Freeman is gonna die guys!". So as a joke I responded "Morgan Freeman... he's the "I Have A Dream" dude right?"
Some stupid bitch thought we were being serious and started yelling at us about how ignorant we are.
My late teens and early 20's my dad hated going to the store with me cause I would just say atupid retarded shit for laughs...Iv learned to tone it down a bit now but that reminds me of being Younger
This place has been really slow the last couple days :-L ....I guess it is summer though
It's winter here and I'm freezing my nuts off. There was a mean frost yesterday morning. Saw a little kid (6-7?) walking to school with no shoes on. WTF!?
fb sucks..bunch of "1 uppers" on there I have like 200 friends on there and I can't stand most of them I come to this site more than fb I NEVER post of fb as far as a personal status goes I'll post sports shit...that's it I mainly read other peoples shit then think "I can't believe they said that. DOn't they know everyone is reading this". Scratch my fucking head If if someone does post something on there you can find the asshole real quick maiking it about them. MU FTW!!! Thanks for having me >:D<
Been a rough one since I left work. Mainly annoying.
Guy rides my bumper all the way down the street. I always back up to my driveway. Garbage can left in center of driveway. Fuck it park on road Go in house Dog escaped cage was out all day Shit everywhere Spend an hour cleaning Finally get done and go to do yard work. Weedeat first Get stung by something in the fucking head (Bee sting can kill me) Have a moment of panic. Calm down Look around from safe place inside the house Notice wasp nest Sonofabitch At least im not allergic to them
Now. Serious fucking headache thanks to sting.
You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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Nelson Mandela is still alive??????
Some stupid bitch thought we were being serious and started yelling at us about how ignorant we are.
That's awesome
My late teens and early 20's my dad hated going to the store with me cause I would just say atupid retarded shit for laughs...Iv learned to tone it down a bit now but that reminds me of being Younger
That smarts
I have like 200 friends on there and I can't stand most of them
I come to this site more than fb
I NEVER post of fb as far as a personal status goes
I'll post sports shit...that's it
I mainly read other peoples shit then think "I can't believe they said that. DOn't they know everyone is reading this".
Scratch my fucking head
If if someone does post something on there you can find the asshole real quick maiking it about them.
MU FTW!!!
Thanks for having me
>:D<
Guy rides my bumper all the way down the street.
I always back up to my driveway.
Garbage can left in center of driveway.
Fuck it park on road
Go in house
Dog escaped cage was out all day
Shit everywhere
Spend an hour cleaning
Finally get done and go to do yard work.
Weedeat first
Get stung by something in the fucking head
(Bee sting can kill me)
Have a moment of panic.
Calm down
Look around from safe place inside the house
Notice wasp nest
Sonofabitch
At least im not allergic to them
Now. Serious fucking headache thanks to sting.