* wife complains she can't find an ear ring * assumes she sucked it up in vacuum cleaner * I spend an hour downstairs in the cold garage dismantling and emptying the central vac vacuum system and sifting thru dust and dirt and debris getting filthy and dusty looking for her fucking ear ring * come upstairs an hour later and wife has found ear ring in drawer
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The first chick you drag into that grotto will get plastered head to toe in gism
Massive Sperm Buildup
* assumes she sucked it up in vacuum cleaner
* I spend an hour downstairs in the cold garage dismantling and emptying the central vac vacuum system and sifting thru dust and dirt and debris getting filthy and dusty looking for her fucking ear ring
* come upstairs an hour later and wife has found ear ring in drawer
As a "Thankyou" she should have given you sex and beat you till you were weak