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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,804 spicy boy
    lol yaomingface.jpg

    best hitter and best pitcher on one team tho be jelly \:D/
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Apes drowning at this point :))
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Everytime I see the title of this thread I think it stands for Official Men In Black thread
    :-j
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Shuddup....you fuck poultry and throw corn bags into a hole semi naked with your mates for entertainment
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    rexum420 said:

    lol yaomingface.jpg

    best hitter and best pitcher on one team tho be jelly \:D/

    Super homer to the rescue! Cabrera isn't the best hitter in the MLB man, take it easy. Most folks over in SF would argue he isn't even the best Cabrera in the MLB. He's RBI'ing through the roof, but that's pretty much it.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Hmm. Votto is the best hitter period. But right now mccutchen is tearing it up better than anybody is baseball. And did you know since 2010 the best era in baseball belongs to Johnny cueto? Thank you come again.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    McCutchen is the best player in baseball right now and it's not really close.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I'm at the game tonight. I'm curious when the pirates will retaliate for mccutchen getting hit by a 101 mph fastball
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Charlie sheen is at the game!
    He is playing the skyline shuffle game

    He won so he must not be too fucked up yet
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,804 spicy boy
    edited August 2012
    Cabrera is the best hitter in baseball and i don't think that because hes on the tigers...all tho i do get to watch him every day....cabrera does it year in and year out....melky is having a good year as he did last year but cabrera is a career .318 hitter...

    just rbi? he has 26 home runs and 28 doubles not to mention 137 hits...miguel cabrera is the best player in baseball cabrera has more HR more doubles and more RBI's thats more then your man melky and andrew

    call me a homer all you want but the stats prove it

  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Review of the game.

    Reds won. Pirates pitcher acted like a poor sport laying a shoulder into one of our players but oo well. Manager for the pirates got tossed when the clubs were warned in the second inning.

    Now the interesting part.

    There's one out in the ninth and chapman is pitching a man is on. I hear a commotion a few seats over. I hear some "mother fuckers" and "fuck yous" thrown around I look to see what is going on. Before I go any further there was a group of 5 or 6 people behind us that just straight up looked and acted like trash one of them even had a terrible ass naked stripper tattooed on his arm as well as a cross that looked more like a plus sign. Back to the fight, guess who is involved, the trash! You guessed right. There was a couple kids about my age in the row in front of them. The kids had a couple beers through the game and the trash was at it non stop. When they are screaming I hear "fucking do something about it" sure enough the dude with the stripper tattoo hits the kid in the face and all hell breaks loose. There had to be ten people going at it. I jumped up to help break it up and one of the kids grabbed one of the trashes group and threw him down a couple rows and jumped on him. I start trying to separate people. I notice someone falling and go to catch them I guess the guy thought I was going after him so he threw his fist up. Connected with my face. Didn't hurt at all probably because he was falling. I managed the catch though. Get everyone to fucking calm down and the two that went down a couple rows had a death grip on each other. I attempted to pull the kid off the guy but to no luck because I was leaning over a row of seats they were between. Then I hear the stripper tattoo trash dude start yelling again. It was the original two jawing at each other and I was in the middle. I just looked at the guy and told him he was acting like a fucking idiot and he needed to go, so he starts yelling at me "I ain't no fucking liar, fuck you!" I was just like I really don't give a fuck go!. Then he focused back in and they tried to go after each other again I put my arm up the block the one guy as security finally got to us and grabbed the other one. Cops come and start taking everyone away and trash dude tried to shake my hand I just told him I'm not shaking a piece of trashes hand and he backed off like he didn't want it to go any further, which is why I jumped in. Everyone got hauled off. Finally I'm I ask the people around me what the fuck happened. They said someone in the trash group stole one of the kids bobbleheads and the kid confronted them about it. It was a fucking fight over a bobblehead. And this fight was worse than any at a fucking football game. Trash and beer don't mix.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,804 spicy boy
    lol bunch of idiots...theres a few at every game
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I hope the group of trashy people all got arrested and aren't allowed back. They were the ones that started everything and threw the first punch
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,804 spicy boy
    speaking of tonights games....fister pitched about as good as you can and he is for sure back now...our pitching is really getting it together and the guys other then jackson berry cabrera and fielder are finally doing something....tigers need a good month
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,741 mod
    edited August 2012

    Super homer to the rescue! Cabrera isn't the best hitter in the MLB man, take it easy.

    Not even. Even if you look at it objectively, it's not even close. There is no better hitter in baseball, period. Not McCutchen, not Votto, not Melky Cabrera. None of them have the body of work Miggy has. If you have a man on second with two outs and you can pick anyone to bat to drive him in, you take Miggy.
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,741 mod
    edited August 2012
    Good to see Fister's back in form. And the Sox lost! \m/
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    now that I realize that Rex and I are on the same side I apologize. Im sure im wrong the next thing you know Wake and I will be agreeing on something in the NFL thread, in which case I will surely put a bullet in my own head. My bad. DH sucks shitty pitchers hitting is the way to go. bye
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,804 spicy boy
    da fuk?

    also were you at the game tonight? wow what an amazing catch out there
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Super homer to the rescue! Cabrera isn't the best hitter in the MLB man, take it easy.

    Not even. Even if you look at it objectively, it's not even close. There is no better hitter in baseball, period. Not McCutchen, not Votto, not Melky Cabrera. None of them have the body of work Miggy has. If you have a man on second with two outs and you can pick anyone to bat to drive him in, you take Miggy.
    Name me any way that Miggy is better than McCutchen. RBI's sure, but he's not contributing to rally creation that way, he's less valuable without a runner on. McCutchen is the best player in baseball and it's crazy to say otherwise. I'm not talking body of work, I'm talking right now. McCutchen. Not close.

    Let's put it a much better way. If I have one batter to put at 3 or 4 in my order, no matter the situation, it sure as fuck ain't being Miguel Cabrera.
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