WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
My son belted two triples in last nights baseball game, was responsible for all RBI's, and would have had 2 homers if it wasnt raining and the field had a little more grip. They won by one run and he won the game ball. Proud dad
Just got back from Rammstein and.........god damn. That was amazing!!!
Also, some of the funniest shit I've ever seen at a concert. There was this typical "way too drunk" guy at the show that mainly just ran into everyone within sight. Well when "Pussy" started, I look over to see him on his knees, pants down, straight up jacking off in the middle of the fucking pit with the most intense look on his face. Everyone around me was just dying of laughter and I couldn't keep a straight face the rest of the night. Holy shit that was the strangest thing I swear lol
The band I'm joining, Smash Potater, is going to be opening for Landmine Marathon on June 28th at the Ultra Lounge. Haven't officially announced the show or me joining but yeah
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I had a wank into a cash register
>looking for somethin to eat
>opens up microwave
>RANDOM BACON APPEARS
she smelled like fish
Also, some of the funniest shit I've ever seen at a concert. There was this typical "way too drunk" guy at the show that mainly just ran into everyone within sight. Well when "Pussy" started, I look over to see him on his knees, pants down, straight up jacking off in the middle of the fucking pit with the most intense look on his face. Everyone around me was just dying of laughter and I couldn't keep a straight face the rest of the night. Holy shit that was the strangest thing I swear lol
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Beat is fucking gorillas.