I'll post the full lulzy story in a bit, it wasnt anywhere near as brutal as the nazi beatdown (dood is still in the hospital, had is second facial reconstructive surgery today btw...) but it was funnyy and crazy. WWF nigga, haha
So I was working security at the Kittie, Blackguard, Agonist, Bonded by Blood show tonight, not really my kind of music, but whatever, just tryna make some paper cause the main security dude is on his honeymoon. Anyway, show goes smoothe, no fights, no drama, everyone was chillin between sets, bar people, the show crowd the bands, it was a fun night.... Except for that agonist whore, she was an annoying cuntrag snob thinking shees better then everyone else sulking in the corner being rude to everyone... So anyway the show is over we clean up the spot, me and my buddy Troy who was also doing security.... The 2 of us help Kittie load their entire van which took like 20mins of carrying heavy shit, then went on to help the other bands and shit load up. We were outside fucking loading speakers in with some dude from the show and like mad drunk peeps, the show crowd, the bands, the towns people had like a car blasting like rap and dance music and there were like 30 people all dancing in the street and shit the bands and everybody, i thought it was weird, but at least everyone was having a good time. We finish loading up, I grad a glass of water and me and Troy bout to dip and some bitches yell, Yo theyre jumping Chris. Chris is one of our boys who works at the spot, cooks/cleans ect... he works more at the bar/liquor store, not the venue.... but anyway we run outside and by then everyone was fucking seprated, CHris was buggin out who fucking sucker punched me, blah blah... so he was like whoever sucker punched me lets go around the block and fucking bang. Noone in any of the four bands said shit.... so I seen some girls chillin and I was like yo what happened? cause by then like all the people from the bar that know Chris came out and it wasnt looking good for those bands, so the girls tell me and Troy that the 4 bands were taking a band photo in fron of the spot and CHris jumped in with his ass out (which I think is funny as hell I mean they can always take another picture) but whatvere... the girls tell us that Kitties tour manager just dropped him sucker punch no look bang, and when I looked at the guy and he seen everyone come out to have CHris back, he was like all lookin scurred as hell..... so this is where it gets funny as hell cause niggas be drinkin too much. I told Chris, yo that dude with the golf hat hit you, he pointed and was like that dude right there? and I swear he pointed right at the guy, I was like yeah..... dude, he rolls over and sneaks the wrong dude who turns out to be the singer of Blackguard, I mean crack, boom, he hit him hard as fuck, haahhaha..... we were like NOO wrong dude! So then all hell breaks loose, everyones jumping in, I grabbed 2 skinny long haired dudes and was like nope. They were like but its my band member, I was like I dont care, theyre already outnumbered and hees my boy, one of them got by me and I gripped him out of the pile and then the crowds were seperated and alot of shittalk was going back and forth, One of the dude was like I'm from canada and got all up close to me, I grabbed him by the throat and pushed him back into a car. I dont try to fight, i wanted to go home and chill. I just didnt like that faggot all up in my face. SO by then all then people from around the neighboorhood rolled up like who hit Chris and shit was about to get bad, real bad real quick. Nothing I could do to break it up, I mean those chicks from Trenton would have rolled Kittie and shit too no joke. Right before shit was about to pop off again, mad cops rolled up and fucking separated everyone... I shoulder the hell out of the tour manager faggot as he was walking by for being a pussy and cheapshotting him. So afterwards my buddy Chris apologized to the Blackguard dude and they peaced it up, he was like my bad I was given the wrong information. I just dont understand how a fucking bunch of people dancing in the streets turns into a brawl in a matter of seriosly like 3mins... fucking alcohol, lol..... I still cant stop laughing he snuck the wrong dude doe. And its bullshit that we fucking helped all those faggots pack up, didnt ask nothing in return and they try to jump one of us for something stoopit like mooning the camera, da fuck? People goota stop coming into Trenton thinking theyre fucking rockstars and shit. It pisses me off everyone was involved and fucking that dude who started the whole thing just watched then hid in the Kittie bus when the cops came.......
but fuck all that... from the video of the nazi beatdown that the promoter saw of me trying to break it up, another fight that happened and I stepped in between them like a month ago, and a drunk dude swung at one of the security after he was thrown out for hitting a girl I submitted him into the brick wall, then she was an eyewitness tonight hit me up on FB and was like yo, thank you so much for helping out, You never have to pay for another show, youre on the permanent guest list \m/ ...that rules so hard I go to shows at this place seriously like 3 times a week, save me like at least $50!!!! fuckyeah I'm so happy!
So long story short there was a little brawl a few punches were thrown, the singer of blackguard got hit good, real good by accident, i held back 2 dudes and grabbed another by the throat for coming into my personal place, cops came before the entire tour got stomped. ANd I get into shows for free now for being sober and level headed and breaking up fags from fighting... shit was lulzy. this wasnt like the nazi thing, I was likeshaking after that. AND NO FUCKING COPS SHOWED UP FOR THAT!!!! 3 dudes unconcious in the streets, one dude is still in the hospital, no cops come. A little scuffle with Kittie tour, one of them calls the cops. but tbh that shit would have got out of control and i wouldnt have been able to break it up once the towns people got involved thats exactly what happened with the nazi beatdown.... i just couldnt do nuffin.
but glad noone got hurt. I hope that tour manager shows up and gets dropped for being a pussy. Good times in Trenton, NJ! hahahaa
Sounds like a kickass time. Agonist chick can actually be pretty cool if you talk to her for a minute, but she does give off a bitchy vibe just sitting there. Idk it's been a solid three years since the last time I saw them. The whole vegan thing gets old quick. All the interviews she posts about it, I thought she'd bring it up when I talked to her, in which case I'd have noped the fuck out. Anyway I think they've somewhat blown up since then because they have a brvtal metal chick that was in revolver so I don't know what she's like.
Yeah, she can definatly get it... me and my buddy were talking about DPing her after the show when she was walking around, we were just staring at her like dogs, she prolly was creeped out cause we were the only 3 backstage, but yeah she like totally ignored the promoter and got all butthurt that there were people taking pics during the set. I wanted to take a pic with her just to be like hey look mayhem peeps I got a pic with the chick yous all want to fuck, but her bitchyness didnt even make me want to approach her. Suppsedly she acted like this when they came last time and threw a tantrem cause she wanted her own dressing room or some shit... its just a bar. I donno, maybe shees depressed or something. But she would have had fun chillin with everyone at the bar.
An yway the chicks in Kittie and the jawn from blackguard were mad cool though, thanked us for not letting their friends get beat up and gave us hugs and shit and chilled all night. they were cool. it was just their scumbag tour manager that took a cool fun night and hit the wrong guy and turned it into a mess. cmon, if I was taking a pic and some dude jumped in it with his ass out, i'd laugh and take another, thats shits gully. I bet he wont be managing shows in NJ anymore...
Looks like you won't be seeing them anymore. "Bookers should not book there and self-respecting bands should not play there. That was the last straw for us."
Looks like you won't be seeing them anymore. "Bookers should not book there and self-respecting bands should not play there. That was the last straw for us."
Lolwho said that? They salty as hell. It wasn't even that crazy, no one even got knocked out it was just a bunch of skinny mall goth dudes pushing eChother around, and they're the ones who started it by sucker punching someone for no reason. They'll be back doe, they got a decent amount of money last night. Money talks, hagaha. Shits still cracking me up....
So some fan asked the agonist jawn to take a pic last night and she threw her arms up in the air and walked away and was over heard saying something about someone trying to rape her, yeah bitch has issues. I guess the rock star shit gets to people's heads I donno, every band member I've met before was cool, even kittie and blackguard last night were cool. But the agonist they're already booked to comeback with some band called spine shank in a few months, lol.... Should be goodtimes.
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but fuck all that... from the video of the nazi beatdown that the promoter saw of me trying to break it up, another fight that happened and I stepped in between them like a month ago, and a drunk dude swung at one of the security after he was thrown out for hitting a girl I submitted him into the brick wall, then she was an eyewitness tonight hit me up on FB and was like yo, thank you so much for helping out, You never have to pay for another show, youre on the permanent guest list \m/ ...that rules so hard I go to shows at this place seriously like 3 times a week, save me like at least $50!!!! fuckyeah I'm so happy!
So long story short there was a little brawl a few punches were thrown, the singer of blackguard got hit good, real good by accident, i held back 2 dudes and grabbed another by the throat for coming into my personal place, cops came before the entire tour got stomped. ANd I get into shows for free now for being sober and level headed and breaking up fags from fighting... shit was lulzy. this wasnt like the nazi thing, I was likeshaking after that. AND NO FUCKING COPS SHOWED UP FOR THAT!!!! 3 dudes unconcious in the streets, one dude is still in the hospital, no cops come. A little scuffle with Kittie tour, one of them calls the cops. but tbh that shit would have got out of control and i wouldnt have been able to break it up once the towns people got involved thats exactly what happened with the nazi beatdown.... i just couldnt do nuffin.
but glad noone got hurt. I hope that tour manager shows up and gets dropped for being a pussy. Good times in Trenton, NJ! hahahaa
An yway the chicks in Kittie and the jawn from blackguard were mad cool though, thanked us for not letting their friends get beat up and gave us hugs and shit and chilled all night. they were cool. it was just their scumbag tour manager that took a cool fun night and hit the wrong guy and turned it into a mess. cmon, if I was taking a pic and some dude jumped in it with his ass out, i'd laugh and take another, thats shits gully. I bet he wont be managing shows in NJ anymore...
Sounds like a fun time dude
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