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**Official 2025 Detroit Lions Thread**

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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Okay, I have a friend that got in a motorcycle accident recently, hit a dear. Has a broken foot, hand, nose, cheekbone, nasty road rash. Every time he sneezes air fills under the skin. Part of his tongue bit off. Yet he managed to pick up the bike and ride it a half mile to call someone for help.

    The point of this story, these big bitches need to quit being pussies and get their asses off the field when they are hurt. I do not like having to wait.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    bradly, take this football and be meh Center and band down and hike meh teh ball :>


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    snap it to meh babziez \:D/


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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The call him "The Lawyer" or some shit like that.
    The "Law firm" actually.
    My personal favorite nickname in all of sports.
    god, my dad a life long lions fan....is drunk and won't shut the fuck up about how he thinks the lions are worst case we start 3-1....god i hate my dad when hes drunk i could seriously kick his ass right now...you would think after 30 years of being a lions fan one game would not put you on cloud nine....i fucking hate fans like this
    Worst case is 2-2, if you ask me. Depends on if KC is really that bad or not. I don't really think they beat Dallas.
    Okay, I have a friend that got in a motorcycle accident recently, hit a dear. Has a broken foot, hand, nose, cheekbone, nasty road rash. Every time he sneezes air fills under the skin. Part of his tongue bit off. Yet he managed to pick up the bike and ride it a half mile to call someone for help.

    The point of this story, these big bitches need to quit being pussies and get their asses off the field when they are hurt. I do not like having to wait.
    What I just read was essentially "Yo dude who just broke his leg, your injury is really inconvenient for me because I have to wait two minutes. My friend is exceptionally tough, therefore, you should be too. Bitch"
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Except I'm not Erik. I don't speak like trash. These dudes act like babies. Owe my ankle hurts I'm going to sit here slow down the game then return a few plays later.

    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited September 2011
    You're not Warren Buffett, it's not like the extra 30 seconds it takes is worth anything to you.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i know the clock is gunna run refgardless, ape just stfu
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Jason Taylor sat there for a good 3 minutes. And those minutes add up over a game when people do this. It is a pet peeve of mine. Same as them calling for a flag on every little thing whether it was a penalty or not. Play the game if it is a penalty it will get called if not move on don't stand there making a motion of pulling a flag out of your pocket.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yo Wake, how has that Steve Smith vs Ochocinco thing been working out?
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Has it sunk in yet for ocho that he was part of the problem in cincy?
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,751 mod
    Worst case is 2-2, if you ask me. Depends on if KC is really that bad or not. I don't really think they beat Dallas.
    They can beat Dallas, especially if our defensive line makes Romo do his usual turnover thing.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,381 mod
    This is why Brady is the best


  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    brady has 511 yards, how does it feel to be constantly wrong wine?

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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    brady has 511 yards, how does it feel to be constantly wrong wine?

    inb4dolphinsD
    Uh...what the fuck? When did I ever say that Brady was anything other than one of the best quarterbacks of all time?
    They can beat Dallas, especially if our defensive line makes Romo do his usual turnover thing.
    I still think a smart WCO team will make that Detroit D look worse than it is. That team could be the Cowboys. I dunno though, I thought they were going to beat the Jets.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    brady has 511 yards, how does it feel to be constantly wrong wine?

    inb4dolphinsD
    Uh...what the fuck? When did I ever say that Brady was anything other than one of the best quarterbacks of all time?

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    u were sayin the other s\day he might not be a top 5 qb in the league, nigga u out yo mind
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    and jaworski said shit on national tv WIN
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited September 2011
    brady has 511 yards, how does it feel to be constantly wrong wine?

    inb4dolphinsD
    Uh...what the fuck? When did I ever say that Brady was anything other than one of the best quarterbacks of all time?

    areufuckinkiddingme.jpg

    u were sayin the other s\day he might not be a top 5 qb in the league, nigga u out yo mind
    Find it, because I would never say something so ludicrous.
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  • MyosesMyoses Posts: 1,244 juggalo
    Raiders Fumble Broncos ball.
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