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  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,564 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That hat would go great with one of these sweatsuits 


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,067 spicy boy
    Grieving someone you have lost, but that is still alive is so fucking weird. 

    They die to you, you move on. Maybe even start to heal from the shitty things they do to you. Then they show back up magically and the situation is worse and you have to start all over again. 

    Its fucking exhausting man. 
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,684 moneytalker
    When you have people you love but you kinda wish they would just die already. Not the funnest club to be in, but we could make silly hats or something. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,067 spicy boy
    That's friggin sweet.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,067 spicy boy
    People are silly.. 

    If I get your phone number for a lead, I will call you one million times unless you tell me to stop. 

    The people who answer, but then hang up are the best. I called a guy probably 10 times this week. Each time he picked up, I did my into, and then he hung up. Finally today he answered and says "stop calling me!" And before I could get out "that's all you had to say the first time" he hung up lol. 


    Either tell me to stop, or enjoy my 3+ calls a day fagget. 

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,091 spicy boy
    edited April 14
    Ran into insane traffic on my way to work today. Took me around an hour and a half to get in. Construction backing everything up. 

    Huge line of cars, took me like 20 minutes to get through one exit ramp. People started driving in the median on the left and cutting in to avoid the line. 
    >That shit pisses me off
    >Wait in line like everybody else
    >This shit causes the roads to back up even more

    Someone tries to do it as Im pulling up to the curve. I speed up, because fuck you wait in line. Give him the 'ol finger as I pass, because fuck you wait in line. 

    Dude gets behind me and gives me a double middle finger. So I give him a the finger again. Dude starts freaking out, driving reckless, tries to get next to me. He's sticking his hands out his window, yelling at me, gets ahead of me in the lane to the right of me, almost hits the car in front of him because he's having a retard fit

    I ignore him, just keep looking ahead. Eventually I'm able to get ahead, get into his lane in front of him. Dude rages again. When it opens up, he drives off to the left all stupid while I take my exit ramp on the right. 

    I hope he gets in an accident. 
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,067 spicy boy
    Yeah I try to contain myself these days because people are crazy. 

    Last summer I had a dbag do something similar at an accident scene so we were driving slow right next to me and he rolled down his window talking shit and told me to pull over. I hit him with the

    " bro were both mid 30's or higher and fat, were both going to gas out in 15 seconds whats the point"

    That usually shuts them up lmao. 
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 5,044 jayfacer
    Inb4 MC gets smoked by a road rager. We in Chicago bruh lmao.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,067 spicy boy
    Lmao. No you're not.
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 5,044 jayfacer
    Lmao. Frequently am.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,684 moneytalker
    Stop playing traffic cop and let people do dumb shit. There are thousands of road rage videos on the internet. Don’t be in one. Slow down, make some space, go about your day. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,067 spicy boy
    Yeah people are such bad drivers now i just keep my distance when I'm driving. 
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,684 moneytalker
    I don’t even care about the driving. It’s the people. Everyone is all stressed to the max and out of their mind these days. I’m not gonna get shot, rammed, run over or potential brain damage from fighting with crazy people over a lane, a gap, or parking spot. I just wanna do my shit and go home. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,143 master of ceremonies
    I usually hit people with the thumbs up and nod when they're being idiots on the road. Usually makes them less pissed off in the moment but shames them longer.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,067 spicy boy
    I had some bitch ride my ass yesterday on the on ramp. Meanwhile im doing 70, and don't need to go faster because im getting off at the next exit. 

    This bitch speeds past me, flicks me off, and then rides right next to the person in the right hand lane at like 74 mph, not allowing anyone to pass.

    Part of me hopes she goes home to an alcoholic abusive husband. She deserves to be beat. 
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,143 master of ceremonies
    I had some bitch ride my ass yesterday on the on ramp. Meanwhile im doing 70, and don't need to go faster because im getting off at the next exit. 

    This bitch speeds past me, flicks me off, and then rides right next to the person in the right hand lane at like 74 mph, not allowing anyone to pass.

    Part of me hopes she goes home to an alcoholic abusive husband. She deserves to be beat. 
    Public execution worthy
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,091 spicy boy
    Had a dude today behind me I could see banging on his steering wheel, and then got next to me on my right, flipping me off and yelling. I didnt even look at him. I legit dont even know what he was mad about, I was slowing to a red light lmao. 

    Dude sped off when the light turned green. Another guy I hope gets in an accident
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