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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,009 spicy boy
    Man I fucked some looney tunes in my day. Shorty’s been MIA off social media for a while, pops back up on FB yesterday and announces that she had met this dude for the first time ever in October, married him by December, so she’s now legally married to somebody she’s known for a grand total of 4 months. 😂😂😂😂 Got my popcorn ready for when this explodes in grand fashion.
    Have you been following the daily Tess drama? Lmao
    Yea I don’t even say shit lmfao. It’s every single dude like clockwork. Like at some point YOU are the problem. 
    It entertains me lmao
    She's been through, what, five guys in the last year who were her "soulmate" lmaooo
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,990 jayfacer
    edited February 28
    Man I fucked some looney tunes in my day. Shorty’s been MIA off social media for a while, pops back up on FB yesterday and announces that she had met this dude for the first time ever in October, married him by December, so she’s now legally married to somebody she’s known for a grand total of 4 months. 😂😂😂😂 Got my popcorn ready for when this explodes in grand fashion.
    Have you been following the daily Tess drama? Lmao
    Yea I don’t even say shit lmfao. It’s every single dude like clockwork. Like at some point YOU are the problem. 
    It entertains me lmao
    She's been through, what, five guys in the last year who were her "soulmate" lmaooo
    She’s what I call a relationship whore. Cycles thru a massive body count like a regular whore but under the pretense of being official wit every single one of them instead of simply hooking up lowkey, so that it doesn’t “look as bad”. I know a few of em and it’s always laughable on the outside looking in. Almost better to be a regular whore, at least the whole world don’t know exactly who’s in your entire history.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,009 spicy boy
    Man I fucked some looney tunes in my day. Shorty’s been MIA off social media for a while, pops back up on FB yesterday and announces that she had met this dude for the first time ever in October, married him by December, so she’s now legally married to somebody she’s known for a grand total of 4 months. 😂😂😂😂 Got my popcorn ready for when this explodes in grand fashion.
    Have you been following the daily Tess drama? Lmao
    Yea I don’t even say shit lmfao. It’s every single dude like clockwork. Like at some point YOU are the problem. 
    It entertains me lmao
    She's been through, what, five guys in the last year who were her "soulmate" lmaooo
    She’s what I call a relationship whore. Cycles thru a massive body count like a regular whore but under the pretense of being official wit every single one of them instead of simply hooking up lowkey, so that it doesn’t “look as bad”. I know a few of em and it’s always laughable on the outside looking in. Almost better to be a regular whore, at least the whole world don’t know exactly who’s in your entire history.
    She literally cheated on a dude dying with stage four cancer, and then tried to play the victim when people were like "thats fucked up" lmaoooo
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,428 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I can fix her 
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,990 jayfacer
    Man I fucked some looney tunes in my day. Shorty’s been MIA off social media for a while, pops back up on FB yesterday and announces that she had met this dude for the first time ever in October, married him by December, so she’s now legally married to somebody she’s known for a grand total of 4 months. 😂😂😂😂 Got my popcorn ready for when this explodes in grand fashion.
    Have you been following the daily Tess drama? Lmao
    Yea I don’t even say shit lmfao. It’s every single dude like clockwork. Like at some point YOU are the problem. 
    It entertains me lmao
    She's been through, what, five guys in the last year who were her "soulmate" lmaooo
    She’s what I call a relationship whore. Cycles thru a massive body count like a regular whore but under the pretense of being official wit every single one of them instead of simply hooking up lowkey, so that it doesn’t “look as bad”. I know a few of em and it’s always laughable on the outside looking in. Almost better to be a regular whore, at least the whole world don’t know exactly who’s in your entire history.
    She literally cheated on a dude dying with stage four cancer, and then tried to play the victim when people were like "thats fucked up" lmaoooo
    Yikes I missed that did she post that herself? Last I saw on that she said it was the other way around and he had some other bitch visiting him in the hospital. But then again they always play the victim so no surprise there.
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,428 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Don’t talk about my girl like that 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,929 spicy boy
    Reddit must know I'm bald and is suggesting dumbest sub reddits to me because I was just scrolling and stumbled across maybe the biggest group of faggots on thr internet. 

    It's called r/hairsystems 

    It's a bunch of dudes wearing tupees lmao
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,652 moneytalker
    Fuck all that. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,929 spicy boy
    I'm just dying at the faggotry of the word hairsystem lmfao
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,990 jayfacer
    There was a section in my textbooks about applying those lmao. We have to read and test for everything anyways but we all pretty much glazed over it cause that’s a specialty service, I personally don’t know any barbers that do it lmao.
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,428 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm just dying at the faggotry of the word hairsystem lmfao
    Have you ever thought about getting a new system? 
  • Dime2Dime2 Posts: 2,924 jayfacer
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,428 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited February 28
    Yeah where’s that (@)

    me and Dime tryna tag team
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,946 spicy boy
    Reddit must know I'm bald and is suggesting dumbest sub reddits to me because I was just scrolling and stumbled across maybe the biggest group of faggots on thr internet. 

    It's called r/hairsystems 

    It's a bunch of dudes wearing tupees lmao
    I’m convinced Reddit has an algorithm that seeks betas
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,009 spicy boy
    Todays the first day at the new job. I slept like shit due to anxiety. This 6am thing has been a rough adjustment after 10 years of night shift. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,929 spicy boy
    Yeah that takes time but you will get used to it and it rules. 

    Office does t open till 9? Why you getting up at 6? 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,009 spicy boy
    Yeah that takes time but you will get used to it and it rules. 

    Office does t open till 9? Why you getting up at 6? 
    Today I start at 9:30 for orientation, but my actual shift will be 8-5. So Im getting up at 6 so I can get used to getting ready. Need to leave at 7 to get there by 8
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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