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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,149 spicy boy
    Fag
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    RIFF_LORD said:
    the infamous wake humble brag
    Nothing humble about that.... That was full out brag man. Nice to have my dick wet again 
    touché
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Wait, hold up. You had more sex with this chick in the short time you were in FL than you have with your wife the last 10 years? Well that explains so much
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Wait, hold up. You had more sex with this chick in the short time you were in FL than you have with your wife the last 10 years? Well that explains so much
    Yes. I was there Saturday-Thursaday. If I define sex as me cumming, then we had sex about 4 times each night, twice each morning, and a few times around lunch time. I didn't keep count but I'd say the number of times we fucked over those 6 days was about 40. 

    To summarize my sex life with my wife- in the last 3 years we had sex twice when she told me she wanted a child. It probably would have only been once if she was positive I got her Prego on the first time which I probably did. The frequency before we moved to NY was probably once a year. 

    So yeah, it floats my boat that I'm actually fucking again. I love fucking too much to be stuck with a prude like my wife. Also my wife told me that she never wants to hold hands, kiss, hug, or have sex ever again for the rest of her life. Not just with me but with anyone. She only wants motherly affection in the forms of hugs and kisses from our children. That is it, and the main reason why she wanted a divorce from me 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,149 spicy boy
    edited December 2015
    Your wife sounds like a great woman \m/
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    RIFF_LORD said:
    damn  your ex-wife or whatever sounds prefect for MC
    :-))))) true never thought about that before. 

    Im having a hard time calling her my ex. Technically we are still married in the eyes of the law. Tomorrow is our final meeting with mediator where we review what she wrote up in our divorce agreement. Then it goes to a lawyer to review and make sure it is legal, then it goes before a judge to be final. I kinda wonder when I'll start feeling like calling her my ex wife. Still feels weird now 
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I would've got bored with your wife in the first 6 months of being with her :)))
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,149 spicy boy
    Heathens
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,137 spicy boy
    Yeah your ex wife sounds super lame 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I would've got bored with your wife in the first 6 months of being with her :)))
    In the first 6 months of being married to her (we didn't date) we fucked daily and usually multiple times a day. We even made videos in the early days. The problem is after the honeymoon wore off then she stopped wanting to fuck me. Having sex with her was great and something I enjoyed a lot when we did it. She got Prego with our first kid in that first 6 months and then it was all down hill from there

    i honestly feel if we had practiced safe sex, not gotten Prego, then we would have been divorced 13 years ago 
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    It sounds like she used him for his sperm 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,149 spicy boy
    So what happens when the honey moon period ends with this broad, and she gets boring? Dump her and move on to the next slut?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Rex420 said:
    Yeah your ex wife sounds super lame 
    She's probably the greatest mother of all time. Her ability to raise, teach, and nourish kids it almost perfect. My kids are literally awesome, smart, compassionate individuals and I give her 90% of the credit for that. I'd like to see someone do a better job of raising kids then her- she's a rockstar and I'm not exaggerating.

    She's a very shitty wife to me though. She did not treat me well and honestly I don't think she ever liked me. I did so much for her and she appreciated none of it. 

    So in conclusion - I wouldn't say she was lame. She is perfect in many ways, lame in other ways. If fucking is your main baises for judging someone lame, yes she is lame 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited December 2015
    It sounds like she used him for his sperm 
    Yes I have thought this many times. Probably true. Not just my sperm though but also my income potential 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,137 spicy boy
    Rex420 said:
    Yeah your ex wife sounds super lame 
    She's probably the greatest mother of all time. Her ability to raise, teach, and nourish kids it almost perfect. My kids are literally awesome, smart, compassionate individuals
    That's all awesome. the number one factor for children and them developing empathy is actually having a dad that they spend quality time with though. 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    So what happens when the honey moon period ends with this broad, and she gets boring? Dump her and move on to the next slut?
    Huh? I didn't say I was marrying or even dating my ex-gf. I just fucked her 40+ times over the last week. What made you think there was anything more to it then that? 

    Also I didn't move on from my wife because she was boring- I'm getting a divorce because she said "I no longer want to be married to you". What don't you comprehend about that?
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Rex420 said:
    Rex420 said:
    Yeah your ex wife sounds super lame 
    She's probably the greatest mother of all time. Her ability to raise, teach, and nourish kids it almost perfect. My kids are literally awesome, smart, compassionate individuals
    That's all awesome. the number one factor for children and them developing empathy is actually having a dad that they spend quality time with though. 
    I agree. I have a good custody arrangement. I hope that the time they spend with me now that we are separated is more quality time. Before any time I had, she was usually there and driving the entertainment. Now I finally get the opportunity to be the dad. Looking forward to it 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,149 spicy boy
    So what happens when the honey moon period ends with this broad, and she gets boring? Dump her and move on to the next slut?
    Huh? I didn't say I was marrying or even dating my ex-gf. I just fucked her 40+ times over the last week. What made you think there was anything more to it then that? 

    Also I didn't move on from my wife because she was boring- I'm getting a divorce because she said "I no longer want to be married to you". What don't you comprehend about that?
    You arent even divorced yet and you leave to go fucking your ex for a weekend. 

    Ok, well any future gf for that matter then? Women are nothing more than fuck toys to you. Instead of trying to work things out with your wife, and learn new ways to enjoy and appreciate her, you were bitter about not having sex and accepted her divorce without so much as a question. Instead of trying to reconsile with your wife of 13 years, the mother of your children, you go off on vacation with your ex for a weekend of perverted sexual activity. 

    Honestly, your response isnt surprising to me. I have no respect for you at all as a human. Not that you care, but I think you're a disgusting human being that stands for everything I stand against. 
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 70,137 spicy boy
    Rex420 said:
    Rex420 said:
    Yeah your ex wife sounds super lame 
    She's probably the greatest mother of all time. Her ability to raise, teach, and nourish kids it almost perfect. My kids are literally awesome, smart, compassionate individuals
    That's all awesome. the number one factor for children and them developing empathy is actually having a dad that they spend quality time with though. 
    I agree. I have a good custody arrangement. I hope that the time they spend with me now that we are separated is more quality time. Before any time I had, she was usually there and driving the entertainment. Now I finally get the opportunity to be the dad. Looking forward to it 
    Yeah I didn't mean it like you weren't gonna spend time with them. Just saying in general. You seem to care a good deal for your kids. 
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