D.Va: Geez. Is Roadhog really going to get nerfed? Alright, Winston, I'm gonna go to m— [Winston suddenly grabs her]
Winston: Not so fast, D.Va. You heard Blizzard. We've got adventures to go on, D.Va. Just you and me. And sometimes Tracer, and sometimes Genji, but never Roadhog. You wanna know why, D.Va? Because he countered me.
D.Va: Okay, take it easy, Winston! Th-that's dark.
Winston: Oh, it gets darker, D.Va. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different? No more Roadhog, D.Va.
D.Va: Oh, geez...
Winston: He threatened to knock me out of the meta, so I made him completely worthless!
D.Va: Ohh, fuck! [backs away, trips and falls down]
Winston: I've replehh-ced him and Rein both as the de facto main tank of our team composition and our universe. I just took over the team comp, D.Va! And if you tell Blizzard I said any of this, I'll deny it, and they'll take my side because I'm a main character, D.Va! And now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say, D.Va! Forever! An-and I-I-I'll go out and dive comps will become the meta, D.Va! Th-b-because that's what this is all about, D.Va! Th-that's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, D.Va, that was fake! [grabs D.Va's leg trying to back away] I-I-I'm driven by making dive comps the meta! I want dive comps, D.Va! That's my series arc, D.Va! If it takes nine seasons, I want my dive comps... going into the backline and harassing supports, D.Va! That's what's gon-it's gonna take us all the way to the end, D.Va! Season nine more seasons, D.Va! Nine more seasons until dive comps become the only viable team comp! For ninety-seven more years, D.Va!
Game pisses me off. There is literally no reward for playing. Impossible to move up in rank. Always get shitty loot drops. Always paired with downs victims.
i hit plat this week. I haven't had much problem moving up
usually i go back and forth for a few weeks then i have a run of a couple days where i do good and jump 250-350 then i kind of plateau and get beat up at that rank until i get better.
I always win like 1 or 2, then they decide to team me up with autists and I lose like 4 or 5 in a row. I sit at the same SR forever. I havent moved up or down in 3 seasons. And they purposely do that too.
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D.Va: Geez. Is Roadhog really going to get nerfed? Alright, Winston, I'm gonna go to m— [Winston suddenly grabs her]
Winston: Not so fast, D.Va. You heard Blizzard. We've got adventures to go on, D.Va. Just you and me. And sometimes Tracer, and sometimes Genji, but never Roadhog. You wanna know why, D.Va? Because he countered me.
D.Va: Okay, take it easy, Winston! Th-that's dark.
Winston: Oh, it gets darker, D.Va. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different? No more Roadhog, D.Va.
D.Va: Oh, geez...
Winston: He threatened to knock me out of the meta, so I made him completely worthless!
D.Va: Ohh, fuck! [backs away, trips and falls down]
Winston: I've replehh-ced him and Rein both as the de facto main tank of our team composition and our universe. I just took over the team comp, D.Va! And if you tell Blizzard I said any of this, I'll deny it, and they'll take my side because I'm a main character, D.Va! And now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say, D.Va! Forever! An-and I-I-I'll go out and dive comps will become the meta, D.Va! Th-b-because that's what this is all about, D.Va! Th-that's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, D.Va, that was fake! [grabs D.Va's leg trying to back away] I-I-I'm driven by making dive comps the meta! I want dive comps, D.Va! That's my series arc, D.Va! If it takes nine seasons, I want my dive comps... going into the backline and harassing supports, D.Va! That's what's gon-it's gonna take us all the way to the end, D.Va! Season nine more seasons, D.Va! Nine more seasons until dive comps become the only viable team comp! For ninety-seven more years, D.Va!
usually i go back and forth for a few weeks then i have a run of a couple days where i do good and jump 250-350 then i kind of plateau and get beat up at that rank until i get better.