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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

February 2019 edited February 2019

My ex left a good review for my band and ordered a shirt today...
And I feel like complete shit again now.

I am the worst human

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

February 2019

u aint even a human, ure a fukkin dog, a low life mutt of a dawg

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Xeno Posts: 21,070 master of ceremonies

February 2019

MetalCoresades said:

My ex left a good review for my band and ordered a shirt today...
And I feel like complete shit again now.

I am the worst human

That's some passive aggressive shit

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

February 2019

Saw my ex yesterday to drop off the shirt.

Then sexed the new girl last night

🙃

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

February 2019

MetalCoresades said:

Saw my ex yesterday to drop off the shirt.

Then sexed the new girl last night

🙃

You gonna cry about it again?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

February 2019

We'll see how today goes. But sofar, no

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2019

You just played Kingdom Hearts. Go back to the Frozen world and learn to Let It Go dawg

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

February 2019

Dime said:

You just played Kingdom Hearts. Go back to the Frozen world and learn to Let It Go dawg

bruh

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2019 edited February 2019

I saw the easy pun I regret nothing

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

February 2019

is that how u treat peolpe in Uzbekistan?

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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WakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2019

MetalCoresades said:

Saw my ex yesterday to drop off the shirt.

Then sexed the new girl last night

🙃

We’re you mentally picturing your ex while you fucked your gf?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

February 2019

Fuuuuuck. Current girl just told me shes had so many sexual partners shes lost count and now Im fucked up about that 🙃

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

February 2019

Stop

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

February 2019

Back to square one again

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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

February 2019

Hey pal your count is getting up there you can no longer judge

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

February 2019 edited February 2019

mrAPE said:

Hey pal your count is getting up there you can no longer judge

Im at 2 not "Ive been with so many Ive lost count"

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2019

Ex
And at least two new chicks from tinder

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2019

Find the old McFuck, whip your dick out and get it done. You've come (heh heh) so far.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

February 2019 edited February 2019

Dime said:

Ex
And at least two new chicks from tinder

Ex and one chick from Tinder.

Regardless Im trying not to let this bother me. But it does. That old "settle down guy" fear is creeping back up.

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NOCAP Posts: 37,320 mod

February 2019

MetalCoresades said:

Fuuuuuck. Current girl just told me shes had so many sexual partners shes lost count and now Im fucked up about that 🙃

She sucked your cock on the first date. You thought she was the Virgin Mary?

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