The McFuck Approach

MetalCoresades

Tell me about it

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I mean, look who they're friends with. 

MetalCoresades

Missing_Posters said:

I got 5 on him losing his V card this weekend 

Pay up my guy, didnt happen. Wont happen this weekend. 

NOCAP

Weekend ain't over my G

MetalCoresades

Got band practice tomorrow. Aint seein her. )

mrAPE

My bet is the V card is lost after the next show.

MetalCoresades

There's a good chance it'll happen this week.   

That_Guy_Arlo

I think it goes without saying, but PLEASE never let her find this forum. 

NOCAP

"I showed my gf The Mcfuck thread and she broke up with me."

MetalCoresades

She doesnt even know this place exists )  

SATAN

Keep it that way!

MetalCoresades

Believe me. I intend too. My band would suffer if this became well known too lol. Lotta ammo here.  

mrAPE

Send me one of each merch item you make or she finds out this includes custom sticks and picks in the future 

MetalCoresades

Damn thats how it is?  

mrAPE

Don’t take it personal, this is just business. 

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Dont listen to grApenuts, MC.

Gnomez

My wife doesnt know about this place and I've been here 6 years 
Y'all my dirty little secret 

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Because the 25+ sheep you keep in an undisclosed location isnt secretive enough. 

Gnomez

Decides to tell wife now...

Me: hey honey I'm on this ermmmm ... sorta music discussion group on the internet 
Her: oh cool honey who's in it?
Me: ermmm just me and a black guy who pretends to be 11 different blokes (oh and the black guy pretends to be a chick now and again too)
Her: ...this music discussion group sounds gay to me 
Me: logs out of MU

MetalCoresades

How do we know YOU arent Ed? :-?