Nah that aint a Chad move. A chad move is sticking up for yourself and not letting the possibility of poon conflict with your morals and who you are. THATS a fucking Chad move.
Me attempting to fuck a married woman was not a Chad move. Me telling the woman I wasnt interested the next day was the Chad move.
Pretty sure my girl is bi. Also pretty sure shes into smoll flat asian chicks too loooool.
Literally every girl is bi now. All my friend's gf's are bi. They're all fucking bi.
100% of girls I've dated have expressed some sort of bisexuality or, at the very least, slight attraction to chicks.
Its REALLLLLLY weird dude. Dudes arent like that. And its becoming a thing for my friends in relationships where their girls are all threesome crazy because they have urges towards women they cant act out. One of my friends is into it, and wants a threesome too. Another isnt, so his gf started working for a lesbian film company so at least she can see naked chicks at work. But shes always sharing lesbian shit on FB, and Im like "you have a boyfriend, wtf"
Finna have an intervention with my friend. I tried laying out that hes neglecting us cuz of this bitch, and he doesnt care. Dude is pussy struck and hes gonna lose his best friend of 17 years if he keeps this shit up.
Her mom is just super racist. This bitch was hitting me "She thinks if we have a future together you'll do something to my kids" and I was like "Dude we've gone out twice tell your ma to back it up with that shit" then she hit me with the "maybe you could pretend not to be Muslim thing." I laughed and basically was like "That's gonna be a no go. I am what I am. That doesn't define me, I define me and if your ma can't handle that and you're gonna be hung up on her shitty judgement calls, it ain't my problem." And she was like "Can we at least still talk" and I was like "nahh" and that was the end of that. My boy was like "That's so fucking niave I bet if you told her you were doing cocaine with the Iron Sheik while plotting 9/11 her ma would believe you" )
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Literally every girl is bi now. All my friend's gf's are bi. They're all fucking bi.
Me attempting to fuck a married woman was not a Chad move. Me telling the woman I wasnt interested the next day was the Chad move.
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Hes talking about moving next door to her already
"Why do we fall, Bruce? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up."
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