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The McFuck Approach

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    Cunt
    a pussae callin someone a cunt


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Fucked up and got ghosted by another match =))

    Also, was at one of my cousin's graduation party today. Another cousin is tryin to hook her friend up with her fiance's friend - she gave him her friends number. Her friend: "He hasnt said anything"
    My cousin "you have to remember have certain rules. give it 24 hours"
    my friend chimes in: "we would have texted right away"
    My dude cousin: "hey, its been like 20 mins, you alive?"
    Me: "true"
    Female cousin: "yea, but you guys arent normal dudes"

    Oh... 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Female cousin: "yea, but you guys arent normal dudes"

    ya sum fhagz


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    My one friend just dumped his gf. There goes any of my, and the rest of my group's chances of ever getting girls at cons. Dude always gets all the con hoes and has 0 issue with stealing everyone elses girl at cons. My other friend has been crushing on this chick for months, and the guy already slid into her dms and basically stole her away for a fwb. 
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,824 spicy boy
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    Friends with benefits  
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    I really dont know where I went wrong with this last chat :-? 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    After a couple days of paying for Tinder and Bumble I can 100% say it wasnt worth it and was a waste of money. 
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,664 spicy boy
    Lol you paid for that shit?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    Lol you paid for that shit?
    Well yea, the idea being I could see who likes me so I could get matches. But that backfired because I have... wait for it... likes =)) =)) =)

    Though I did had a match yesterday. Seemed like it was going well. We talked about shows and music, she was at Slayer, is also going to be going to Trivium. She goes to cons, is going to be at the same con next month too. But for whatever reason the convo fizzled out, she stopped responding, and I dont have anything to say to pick it back up. Like always they stop responding and never give me enough to continue a conversation with. Even though she was sending me PoDs yesterday. 
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    Pictures of Dicks?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Paragraphs of doom 
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies
    Oh.... my bad 
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,824 spicy boy
    Lol you paid for that shit?
    Well yea, the idea being I could see who likes me so I could get matches. But that backfired because I have... wait for it... likes =)) =)) =)

    Though I did had a match yesterday. Seemed like it was going well. We talked about shows and music, she was at Slayer, is also going to be going to Trivium. She goes to cons, is going to be at the same con next month too. But for whatever reason the convo fizzled out, she stopped responding, and I dont have anything to say to pick it back up. Like always they stop responding and never give me enough to continue a conversation with. Even though she was sending me PoDs yesterday. 
    Send her a link to one of the videos from the show you just played. Then invite her to your next one.

    If she shows up, get your dick sucked
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Convo is dead. I cant just attempt to restart it like that. Thats weird. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Nah 
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,526 moneytalker
    Do you're allowed to poke it with a stick once or twice to see if it still moves. No more.
    Pass the god damn butter.
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