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The McFuck Approach

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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Nah, I'm not one to wax poetic over the ghost of pussy past. I do sometimes miss the pursuit sometimes though.

    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Nah, I'm not one to wax poetic over the ghost of pussy past. I do sometimes miss the pursuit sometimes though.

    dude ure just lying to yourself, dont do that dont fukkin lie


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    500+ pages =))
    There will be 500 more before I get a date 
    sob sob boo fukkin hoo


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    git


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    Kill yourself
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    It's bad enough my oldest son has heard some second hand story fragments. He desperately wants to make it a competition, but all the cheerleaders at his school are butt ass ugly.

    Dad >
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Must be nice to have parents that encourage that kind of behavior
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I encourage nothing.
    He doesn't need to be encouraged believe me.
    You know how I know your wrong about your opinions on sex and millennials?
    lol







    Besides, your mom wants to to get the gush.
    How am I wrong? Ive always said we're sex obsessed degenerates. 

    And no, my mom doesnt. Im telling you my parents have driven this "sex is bad" mentallity into my brain. They both waiting until marriage, and havent been with anyone else. And they really wanted to instill that in me. Even my dad. And Im 100% sure they havent had sex since my brother was born. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Must be nice to have parents that encourage that kind of behavior
    would u stfu, i hate u


    git


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    It's bad enough my oldest son has heard some second hand story fragments. He desperately wants to make it a competition, but all the cheerleaders at his school are butt ass ugly.

    Dad >
    but, like, obveously, your wifey had the best gush....?


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Must be nice to have parents that encourage that kind of behavior
    would u stfu, i hate u


    git
    Nobody cares you retarded furry faggot fuck 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Must be nice to have parents that encourage that kind of behavior
    would u stfu, i hate u


    git
    Nobody cares you retarded furry faggot fuck 
    ya about your sad story no one curz, fukkin everyone has a sad story but not everyone dwells in it like u fhaggot


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ure no a man ure a snibbling lil bitch .. mc fhag


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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    It's bad enough my oldest son has heard some second hand story fragments. He desperately wants to make it a competition, but all the cheerleaders at his school are butt ass ugly.

    Dad >
    but, like, obveously, your wifey had the best gush....?

    Wifey does just fine thank you very much lol. 

    I've had some chicks amaze me with how talented they are with things, or how dark or damaged they can be ... but that usually doesn't make them Wifey material.

    A few of them scared me.


    Trust me MC... the ideal virgin shit is all nice and pretty in thought, but in practice, you have to test drive that shit just to see if your gonna be compatible. Some chicks get into shit you might not want to do.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    i miss certain bitchz n things they did im tryin to combine them all into a dream girl in my fantasys but it all turns into nightmares


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    It's bad enough my oldest son has heard some second hand story fragments. He desperately wants to make it a competition, but all the cheerleaders at his school are butt ass ugly.

    Dad >
    but, like, obveously, your wifey had the best gush....?

    Wifey does just fine thank you very much lol. 

    I've had some chicks amaze me with how talented they are with things, or how dark or damaged they can be ... but that usually doesn't make them Wifey material.

    A few of them scared me.


    Trust me MC... the ideal virgin shit is all nice and pretty in thought, but in practice, you have to test drive that shit just to see if your gonna be compatible. Some chicks get into shit you might not want to do.
    Pretty sure all girls are too much for me. Im vanilla as fuck. That doesnt exist in my age cohort anymore. 

    I was born 20 years too late. 

    I would have to keep any sexual relationship Im a part of secret as well. Because my parents would be SUUPERRRR disappointed in me. And thats not a conversation Im willing to have with them. Not to mention Im still living with my parents, so it will be incredibly hard to have sex. 

    Im a lost cause. I honestly dont know why Im still trying. I dont know what I want or what Im looking for. Ive repressed my sexuality to the point I feel bad about even talking to girls, but at the same time I feel like Im missing out on something. I honestly think my phobia of being alone, and fear Im missing out on something is fueling all of this. It sucks. I should probably just kill myself honestly. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    dude people just dont goin around discussing their sex lifevez with their parents pendahoe


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    and dude have ypu ever heard of hotels? oh i liv with my parents blah blah blah, i think urah fhag who doesnt really want sex so u make exvuses about it...

    quier


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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    It's probably for the best.















    STFU faggot.



     After 500 pages, you're at least starting to try.  Progress is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper fucking slow, but we've made some baby steps.

    You're over Mrs McFuck
    You've gotten a hair and a beard trim 
    You're finally trying tinder etc 
    We've identified a few problem areas that need improvement still.

    The more you listen to us and work on some problem areas, the quicker it will go. The more you bottle up and repress it the longer it will take.
    Pass the god damn butter.
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