The McFuck Approach

Dime

When did you and Xeno have that discussion?

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Talk to the fat chicks.

MetalCoresades

Im actually considering paying just to see the type of girl that actually does swipe on me (if any). 

But I thinks thats really sad and pathetic considering most people can make the app work for free. 

Stoned_Catz

dude ure gonna have to lower your standards

MetalCoresades

My standards are already pretty low. But I need some sort of standard. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Not a dude.

That should cover it.

MetalCoresades

My friends think the girls I prefer are already unattractive as it is. I have to draw the line at whales. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Not saying go marry a whale. But it wouldn't hurt to talk to a few. You need some practice buddy.

MetalCoresades

This chick is an example of someone I think is attractive but my friends think is nasty

https://youtu.be/ul2mwPIp0pg

most of my friends dont understand why I think asian chicks are attractive. 

Stoned_Catz

MetalSynthades said:

This chick is an example of someone I think is attractive but my friends think is nasty

https://youtu.be/ul2mwPIp0pg

i like bitchz like too but i like all kinds of bitchz

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

It's not about what you find attractive, it's about what you can pull lol.

And your friends are morons.



For many reasons.

MetalCoresades

I can pull traps. Aint about to do that 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Doubt it.

Traps give too much of a fuck about appearance.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

500+ pages )

Stoned_Catz

jobe, was you slayin pussaez before da wifey?

MetalCoresades

Stoned_Catz

git we're talkin to jobe... ya so git

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Stoned_Catz said:

jobe, was you slayin pussaez before da wifey?

I could Wake flex. I had a great run in my day.

Stoned_Catz

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi said:

Stoned_Catz said:

jobe, was you slayin pussaez before da wifey?

I could Wake flex. I had a great run in my day.

MetalCoresades

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi said:

500+ pages )

There will be 500 more before I get a date