When Im drunk its literally short intense bursts of depression, but its really just elevated shit from what Im talking about now.
-im ugly -Im fat -I dont talk about anything other than music and games and anime and nerd shit -Im awkward -girls dont like me
I think we can all agree on this. And dont know why y'all expect differently from me. Dont know what to tell ya.
We ALL know Im going to fail at Midwest. And yet y'all are gonna be like "go talk to a girl", and Im gonna get depressed when I get ignored or rejected, and come back on here, and y'all are gonna say "stfu then" - but then tell me to go fuck someone the next con.
News flash buddy. I'm not exactly George Clooney either. Pretty much every dude on this forum ranges from ugly to okay. But we all have girlfriends, wives, hookups, etc. Your looks are not the thing holding you back. Its your inability to change.
fukkin mc trim the edges and trim the dead ends, softin it up with conditioners then dont just wear it all fuzzy nappt with beard dandruffs
My beard is actually very well maintained, aside from getting cut. I use both beard shampoo and beard conditioner. I then use beard oil and beard balm to soften, condition, and add some hold to my beard. I then comb with a metal beard comb to get the knots out, and then use a fine tooth wooden beard comb to further comb, and then finish with a boars hair brush to style. I also trim my mustache often because I dont want it looking like an old timey villain.
All my beard stuff is coordinated with scent, as well as my deodorant. At the moment my beard stuff is sandalwood and sawdust scent, and my deodorant is vanilla and sandalwood.
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We didnt say cut your hair. Trim that shit so it looks respectable. You look like a sasquach.
"I'm not funny, and I like shit nobody is interested in, and hate shit everyone likes." should make that my profile info.
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
All my beard stuff is coordinated with scent, as well as my deodorant. At the moment my beard stuff is sandalwood and sawdust scent, and my deodorant is vanilla and sandalwood.
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blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)