The McFuck Approach

MetalCoresades

Rex_Capone420 said:

Because you waited to long to try and get her nimber probably. 

All in total it wasnt that back and forth. Oh well. Im not that heartbroken about it, especially cuz she is 17 years older than me, I just hate when they fall off the face of the earth. Especially when they just drop convo literally immediately after seeming interested. Like just tell me "no". Pet peeve of mine. 

Rex_Capone420

Uh dude. You have to not be so available. Psychologically the chase is very important. People want what they cant have. Once its easy they dont want it any more. 

next time try to get their number in the first 30-60
minutes of talking.

some people goes days wothout looking at tinder.  

MetalCoresades

>dont seem too available
>lockdown a number 30-60 mins in

pick one

Stoned_Catz

dude u fukkin insulted her

>hey, if you were 17 years younger this would be perfect

MetalCoresades

I didnt say that to her ) )

Rex_Capone420

MetalSynthades said:

>dont seem too available
>lockdown a number 30-60 mins in

pick one

Easy.

>make her laugh
>give her some bullshit about how you are never on the app, or that the app sucks and you dont get notifications 
>digits
>gush

MetalCoresades

If I ever get another match, we'll see. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

MetalSynthades said:

Its all still long. But I got it shaped, and all my split ends cut. 

Big improvement. 

Stoned_Catz

man, next time dont say hey lets get together sometime just get her digits ask later

Stoned_Catz

MetalSynthades said:

I didnt say that to her ) )

ya but she picked up on your vibez... u have no interest in an older woman, cuz u fall for the stereotypes of a cougar, cougers know how to please a man

MetalCoresades

What? 

Stoned_Catz

ure fukkin demeaner dude ure fukkin swagger wasnt there cuz urah fhag

MetalCoresades

K

Stoned_Catz

homo

MetalCoresades

K

Stoned_Catz

Stoned_Catz

MetalSynthades said:

K

cheesedikk

MetalCoresades

>still ghosted on first match
>second match never responded
>third match - but on Bumble so they have to talk first, no message

Tis the life of MC 

Should change my name to MetalGhostsades  

Stoned_Catz

take sum dikk enlargement pills send em a dikk pix.... or do like i did Disty send em a pic of someone elses dikk

Stoned_Catz

limp dikk mc mc stands for "Micro Cokk"