One of my con friends said that we were gonna make sure we both talked to girls at the con coming up in July. So Monday I decided to make Tinder and Bumble accounts again to try and get used to talking to girls before then.
Since then I got ONE fucking match.
I really dont get how my friends get matches immediately, and my one friend gets a match a day. His profile isnt that different than mine. His vs mine. He gets one a day at least.
Again, you look like the guy who just got sued by his parents. Go get your hair and beard at least trimmed. You have to at least save the unwashed caveman look till that relationship is locked down. Your moustache looks like it belongs on William Bradley. No chick wants that shit rubbing on her face.
I don't care that you have a job and pay bills etc. I know its not the reality. But the fact still remains that you wear the uniform of the basement dwelling video game playing loser. Go listen to Chappelle's about the whores uniform and the police man.
Clean up and dress a little nicer.
You won't though. "Well I shouldn't have to" Nope. Fuck you.
Girls have to go through a lot more to be "presentable" They get waxed, plucked, painted, and polished to go out. Unless you want a chick with hairy legs and arm pits, you have to do your part and make an effort.
Couple different things, honestly. For one, he says he's into nerdy shit but doesn't specify anything, leaving people to take that as anything from comics to Star Wars. He leaves it vague. You specifically list anime which to most "normies" is a meme and cartoon porn and not a legitimate form of media. Also, his had a dash of humor where yours just lists shit and sounds to serious. It's all about working with chicks man. I'm into a bunch of dorky shit but I'm not gonna lead with that talking to a chick. She can find that out later lol
Nah. You did the barest minimum, and continue to ignore everybody who knows more than you on the subject. You would rather cry about failing than put any real effort in.
At this point I think you're scared to succeed, and that's why you continually set yourself up to fail. At least that is comfortable and familiar to you.
Stay lonely then. You're determined to fail, so you will. Congrats you win shitty prizes.
Nobody said cut 18 inches off your hair or shave the beard. But shit needs to be trimmed. It's healthier for it, makes it grow better, and just plain looks better.
Bro you liking what you like isn't a problem. What's being said is that you should ease people into that rather than blow the dork load all at once. Look, I got a bunch of action figures on my shelf and I have a movie shelf with plenty of dork shit on it (DBZ, Star Wars, LOTR, Death Note etc) but I'm not going to lead with that or talk about my Anthrax and Maiden cassette collection. Not right away. If that's revealed after you've gone out or when you bring it home it's better because then it's a dorky "cute" thing rather than you coming off as a dude who sits at home and plays video games and watches anime all day.
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Since then I got ONE fucking match.
I really dont get how my friends get matches immediately, and my one friend gets a match a day. His profile isnt that different than mine. His vs mine. He gets one a day at least.
I don't care that you have a job and pay bills etc. I know its not the reality. But the fact still remains that you wear the uniform of the basement dwelling video game playing loser. Go listen to Chappelle's about the whores uniform and the police man.
Clean up and dress a little nicer.
You won't though.
"Well I shouldn't have to"
Nope. Fuck you.
Girls have to go through a lot more to be "presentable" They get waxed, plucked, painted, and polished to go out. Unless you want a chick with hairy legs and arm pits, you have to do your part and make an effort.
Yours is less inviting. Only thing a chick might actually want to do on your list is horror movies.
Movies are shit dates anyway.
At this point I think you're scared to succeed, and that's why you continually set yourself up to fail. At least that is comfortable and familiar to you.
Nobody said cut 18 inches off your hair or shave the beard. But shit needs to be trimmed. It's healthier for it, makes it grow better, and just plain looks better.