The McFuck Approach

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Guess I'm off to the marijuana thread )

That_Guy_Arlo

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi said:

>see 80 new posts
>think "well this is gonna be stupid"
>wrong.jpeg 
>MU getting fucked up tonight 

Lol, started drinkin too but I gotta get up @ 6. Put Capt.Morgan in our coke at the pizza place and had a pint of this: 

Can't drink like I did last time with the other managers since we got in trouble. : ))

Dime

UPfreebird said:

XANS said:

MetalSynthades said:

This aint for me

Pussy ain't just gonna fall in your lap. You gotta put in the work. 

Says you.  Some people have zero problems getting pussy.  Like Gary.  Just ask him.

 I wouldn't. He doesn't really like to talk about it. 

Dime

I'm really drunk but I didn't keep beer cans so I can take a pic I'll still give y'all the easy ky anyway so here goes...I was drinking Miller lit and jag bombs 

Rex_Capone420

Sooo norther Invasion meet up?

Gnomez

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi said:

>see 80 new posts
>think "well this is gonna be stupid"
>wrong.jpeg 
>MU getting fucked up tonight 

For me it was 

> see 89 new posts 
> thinks "fuck me MC got laid!!!"
> opens thread 
> nope:(

MetalCoresades

Keep dreaming. Maybe in 2022 

MetalCoresades

Just deleted all that dating app shit. Shit was retarded. 

NOCAP

Go to a popping bar tonight
get drunk
talk to every girl you find attractive there

MetalCoresades

"Popping bars" dont exist in the suburbs my guy  

Rex_Capone420

dude you barely live in the burbs. that place we were at is probably packed on a weekend. there are 100% bars that are popping. 

stop making excuses for yourself. 

NOCAP

Bar I went to last night was packed and it's not even near a major road. 

NOCAP

But yeah MC stop making excuses. It's the weekend perfect time for a single guy to find some pootang

Rex_Capone420

Dont go out wearinng all black either. I know black be dope but put something on that makes you stand out from the crowd. Chicks aren’t interested in normal dudes. 

MetalCoresades

Because my 6'1 long hair having, long beard having ass doesnt stick out?  

Rex_Capone420

well sure...but were trying to turn the odds in your favor. to do this we must exhaust all measures 

MetalCoresades

If I do anything tonight Im going to a goth bar for darkwave/industrial night. But its a slim chance.  

MetalCoresades

I ended up going to Kumas for a friends birthday. Hes in charge. Dunno where Im gonna end up  

MetalCoresades

>at Kumas
>Strapping Young Lad's "Detox" kicks in
>oh shit this is my fucking song
>hot chick in Goatwhore shirts starts rocking out
>bout to cuck your boyfriend bitch