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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

January 2018

MetalSynthades said:

SON said:

Dudes complaining he can't get any matches and he still hasn't busted his first nut.

Ive watched porn now. Im partial to jois atm because it makes me feel like someone is talkinh to me

JOI )

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

January 2018

Ye

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

January 2018

I don't know why that's making me laugh so hard. I've seen a couple of those and they just kinda weird me out.

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NOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod

January 2018

MetalSynthades said:

This aint for me

Pussy ain't just gonna fall in your lap. You gotta put in the work.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

January 2018

Dime said:

I don't know why that's making me laugh so hard. I've seen a couple of those and they just kinda weird me out.

Im a weird dude

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

January 2018

XANS said:

MetalSynthades said:

This aint for me

Pussy ain't just gonna fall in your lap. You gotta put in the work.

Hard to do when they exit the convo before it starts

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

January 2018

tell them you play basketball for the Timberwolves

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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

January 2018

Ask questions and show an interest in what they have to say. However don’t be the guy who sends 3+ messages in a row without a response or you will come off as needy.

Just play it cool and try not to over think everything.

Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

January 2018

Bruh. I said "hi" and Im not getting a response from that

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

January 2018

LiveFreeDie said:

Ask questions and show an interest in what they have to say. However don’t be the guy who sends 3+ messages in a row without a response or you will come off as needy.

Just play it cool and try not to over think everything.

dude u dont know how to score bitchz stfu

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

January 2018

MetalSynthades said:

Bruh. I said "hi" and Im not getting a response from that

try "get hi"

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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

January 2018

MetalSynthades said:

Bruh. I said "hi" and Im not getting a response from that

As others have said I would guess they just are not using the app at this moment.

I dont believe they are out just to spite you. Maybe it’s a bot?

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FLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy

January 2018

I've just started asking them to sit on my face

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

January 2018 edited January 2018

I think its me. Like they changed their minds.

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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

January 2018

You think too damn much. Just ask if they wanna smash and if no move on

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

January 2018

offer em monaez

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy

January 2018 edited January 2018

Fuck all this talk had me really hoping there is some chick at the bar who will give me a gummie and swallow my unborn tonight.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

January 2018

@dime

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy

January 2018

Hook a brother up

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,664 spicy boy

January 2018

I need my seed sucked

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