wanna know how I met my wife...she was walking down the street during a snowstorm..she walked by and I got a peak at the nicest ass I have ever seen....I made a snowball and hit her right in the ass...pa pow! Rest is history...point being is I didn't wait...I saw something so I got it. Now go
If MC tried that....the snowball would accidentally have a rock in it....he'd misjudge the throw....go high by mistake...scone her in the back of the head....she'd drop to the pavement and bust her nose....
We can't all throw the perfectly timed pitch and hit the target right on the bullseye like you Gazza
I'd hate to see you at the carnival...you'd be the prick walking around with all the huge stuffed toys after cleaning up at all the side show stalls
No..I'm the moron who gets drunk and spends 20 bucks trying to drown the clown and keeps missing..The ass shot was pretty close...She told me she was 16 when we met..She lied..She was only 14 but looked a lot older. I should be in jail for the shit I did to that 14 year old
easy now with the "wtf's" I was 18 she was 14 said she was 16 looked 21 so yeah...She raped me
One of my con guys just broke up with his gf. We decided we're going to throw the biggest rager at Acen this year and get all the con hos.
I'm so down. Might be going again this year
Im already getting an outfit planned. It'll be multi serving. As Im making a synth jacket, and a Nail Gun Massacre costume for C2E2, so Im basically just going to combine the ideas into a cyberpunk outfit for anime cons this year.
Idk if I'll cosplay. Probably not because tbh it's not something I see myself investing time and money into but we'll see
Its a definite time sink. Took me a long time to get my Hollow Knight costume together, and its still not perfect.
This next one is going to be quite task. The Nail Gun Massacre costume shouldnt be too bad, but the synth uniform I want to make will be a pain. I need to learn how el wires work, how to attatch them, and how to replace them once they burn out. Long ass tasks. Basically wanna make a neon cyberpunk look using a leather jacket, and a motorcycle helmet with neon lights attatched. If I can pull it off it will look cool as hell. Also want to see if they make some sort of thin portable lcd screen to put in the visor of the helmet, so it can say words and display images throughout the day.
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This next one is going to be quite task. The Nail Gun Massacre costume shouldnt be too bad, but the synth uniform I want to make will be a pain. I need to learn how el wires work, how to attatch them, and how to replace them once they burn out. Long ass tasks. Basically wanna make a neon cyberpunk look using a leather jacket, and a motorcycle helmet with neon lights attatched. If I can pull it off it will look cool as hell. Also want to see if they make some sort of thin portable lcd screen to put in the visor of the helmet, so it can say words and display images throughout the day.
Heavily inspired by Ruiner.
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