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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017

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SATAN Posts: 25,854 spicy boy

September 2017

You can use mayonaise as lube

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Gnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies

September 2017

How about fish sauce?

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Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

September 2017

Catz already told him gas then light himself up

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Gnomez Posts: 17,550 master of ceremonies

September 2017

@Stoned_Catz so what are you doing about that chick Catz.....?????

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2017

gettin drunk

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017

My mom just dead ass asked me if Ive been having girls over

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2017

MetalCrusades said:

My mom just dead ass asked me if Ive been having girls over

well, i dont blame her , she proly suspects ure fukkin ghay

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017

Im like "no, wtf"

I guess she found some like peeled nail polish and was worried. Turns out it was from my little cousin when she was over a couple weeks ago.

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

September 2017

MetalCrusades said:

she found some like peeled nail polish and was worried.

Now I see where this comes from.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017

I get her concern.

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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

September 2017

After all these years I finally figured out why MC is so fucked up. This is his momma

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

September 2017

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,562 moneytalker

September 2017

MC already told us his little mendulla oblongata make him ornery.

Pass the god damn butter.
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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017

Not really

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017

Its more funny to me than anything. My mom knows I dont talk to women. So for her to even infer that I have women over is hilarious to me.

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2017 edited September 2017

she proly thought youve finally become a Serial Killer, and u torchered a bitch and ripped her fingernails offf... crossed her mind

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017

Im drunk enough I contemplated hitting on this chick at the bar. I didnt. But I thought about it.

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SATAN Posts: 25,854 spicy boy

September 2017

Baby steps

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,750 spicy boy

September 2017 edited September 2017

Tomorrow I'll regret it

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