The McFuck Approach

Stoned_Catz

Pennywise said:

shut up mc. if catz wants to get some pussae then let him

spoken like a true playa

MetalCoresades

Just trying to help him

Stoned_Catz

i feel like a man again

Gnomez

MetalCrusades said:

Stoned_Catz said:

MetalCrusades said:

You know what I mean. You let them in, they take everything from you. 

dude i dont have anything anyways my most prized possessions iza weed grinder with flaming dice on it

Shes gonna take your will to live, any remaining emotional and mental sanity, and all your hopes, dreams, and desires. Shes gonna leave you an empty, unfeeling shell

This is catz we're talking about 
He has none of those things 

Gnomez

Post a pic of her catz 
I wanna see what this desperate scrubber looks like 

Stoned_Catz

yeH the only thing hurts my feelings makes me cry is whenbitchz hold out on the pussaez frum meh

Stoned_Catz

her on holloween

SATAN

Dude, get it

MetalCoresades

Ky

Gnomez

Carp diem - seize dat pussy 

Stoned_Catz

she is a classy bitchz 
says this is where well be stayin..

MetalCoresades

I should kill myself 

Rex_Capone420

If i were gats id already be neck deep in those buns. 

SATAN

Catz don't tell herz aboutz teh hookerz

Stoned_Catz

her car

Rex_Capone420

Catz gotta be getting catfished

Rex_Capone420

Tit pic woth face or fake

Stoned_Catz

Rex_Capone420 said:

Tit pic woth face or fake

dude it hasnt even been 24 hours yet catz gotta work himz magic fer da n00dz

Gnomez

I think shes fucking bat shit crazy and a bunny boiler 

You'll be great together 

Stoned_Catz

Rex_Capone420 said:

xIf i were gats id already be neck deep in those buns. 

dude sheez a 1000 miles away dude... besides idk if i want to shack up yet.. i has decisions to make... 

i mean 

pros: free pussy, she smokez .. she partaez

cons: shakin up with a bitchz