The McFuck Approach

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Have her buy you a plane ticket, go stick it in her butt.

Stoned_Catz

MetalCrusades said:

Tell her to kill herself

dude i want to hang up but thats what um afriad of...

Stoned_Catz

omg she ask me what im listen to i said pink floyd shees fukkin singin wish you were here to me... i think shees gonna pass out how do i record this shit?

MetalCoresades

Hang up

Stoned_Catz

she: "itd mean the world"

Stoned_Catz

dude if she khs ... id be the last person she talked to....

fukk this

she: i need someone to be there... slurrs more floyd... i dont know how to live anymore... i try to please people inaudable slurrs


gaddammit im never answering fb messenger agian

Stoned_Catz

this is a fukkin nightmare

Gnomez

Jobe said:

Have her buy you a plane ticket, go stick it in her butt.

This 

Gnomez

Tell her you'd love to see her but you'll talk in the morning

She'll let you off the hook and let you end the call
She'll pass out drunk and happy

And wake up in the morning and won't remember a thing
Or she'll at least be sober and hungover and think....omg I can't believe I rung that cock sucker jerret....how do I get out of him flying here to see me 

Stoned_Catz

she said: im a piece of shit and hate her cuz i have to go and hang up on her

im being punished for all the bad shit ive ever done to women

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

lol/agree/awesome

...

Legit near tears from laughing. 

MetalCoresades

You deserve it

Stoned_Catz

texting her for an hour back n forth

me: if i come out there, i smoke alot of weed, i mean i need a connections

she: i can get all kinds of shit eddibles sodas blueberry stuff

MetalCoresades

Stop talking to her. You're giving her what she wants. Dont give her attention

mrAPE

I think catz should see this out he has been feeling pretty down lately 

Stoned_Catz

Stoned_Catz

MetalCrusades said:

Stop talking to her. You're giving her what she wants. Dont give her attention

dude catz iza playa, this is a god send, u know how much $$$ ill save from gettin free pussae...

ure a fukkin loser STFU

MetalCoresades

Bitches aint shit

SATAN

I think Catz should definitely see where this takes him