The McFuck Approach

WakeOfAshes

I've learned some important shit lately. Never ever burn bridges with chicks because ultimately most chicks are really into recycled dicks. It will be awhile for them and they want to get some dick, but they don't want to run their number up higher than it already is so what do they do?? Recycle your dick and get it back into the rotation. 

Stoned_Catz

WakeOfAshes said:

I've learned some important shit lately. Never ever burn bridges with chicks because ultimately most chicks are really into recycled dicks. It will be awhile for them and they want to get some dick, but they don't want to run their number up higher than it already is so what do they do?? Recycle your dick and get it back into the rotation. 

datz da dumbest shit ive ever heard

Stoned_Catz

bitchz be like : oh he is still fukkin me ill get AIDS and give it to him

Rex_Capone420

good advice dad 

Rex_Capone420

Wake has like 4 kids

Dime

That's not fair. Some diseased hooker might be carrying Cats' kid. 

Me_

wake has gone nuts

Stoned_Catz

The_Law said:

wake has gone nuts

nah he has always been a douche bag

Stoned_Catz

when um done wif a bitchz um fukkin Dun

Me_

I don't think he's a douchebag.....He's just gone nuts....mid life crisis in  overdrive

Stoned_Catz

lol.... he is gonna get hair greece "this is my real hairs " buhahaha

Stoned_Catz

u got to admit his advice is something a douche bag would give to a retard

FLAT

Wake is right doe

MetalCoresades

Nobody in here is right

FLAT

I literally had a girl tell me after I broke it off if we still wanted to fuck we could because she didn't want her number going up. 

Stoned_Catz

cuz mexican chix r whorez

MetalCoresades

Wtf does number going up mean?

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

If you fuck a chick and you guys break up or stop fucking or whatever, later on down the road some chicks are weird and use the logic of "hey if we fuck again, i can get some dick but the amount of guys ive fucked stays the same so i feel like less of a whore"

basically

MetalCoresades

Oh. Thats retarded. 

Good thing I. still at 0 though, so I dont have to worry aboot it.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Might not just be strictly about numbers though. There is already a level of comfort and familiarity built up that doesn't exist with a rando, and sometimes people just want sex. 

AKA - The Ghost of Pussy Past.