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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    It's like a dollar more here to get labatt blue or yuengling in bottles..
    a dollar well spent
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    It's a fuckin buck even I'm not that broke 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    MetalCrusades said:
    I agree
    Ky flag
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Say you are out playing a game of flag football with your crew. You're WR and you go long... As the ball is thrown your way you lay out and make this spectacular left handed catch on your fingertips that any NFL WR would be envious of. But as you are coming down and have your right arm extended to brace your impact with the ground, your hand lands in a nice pile of fresh dog shit. The shit squeezes though your fingers and you feel like you are going to throw up.

    You best friend is like "DUDE! I have you covered. Here is a kleenex, just wipe yourself clean and game on"

    Do you take your friend up on his generous offer? or are you like "WTF? Nah I need to go boil my hand under the sink"


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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Getting to the point- I don't understand why my dog shit kleenex example is fucked up gross, yet people using a kleenex to wipe their ass is any different. Fucking Nasty that people "clean" themselves that way. That's why I only shit at home now. Bodet's need to catch on here in the US
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,824 spicy boy
    How do bodets not just make the shit get all over your balls? Angles?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    SATAN said:
    How do bodets not just make the shit get all over your balls? Angles?
    You move around and make sure you are getting your entire undercarriage a good wash down. It's not just your ass that gets a nice spray but your balls as well.  I can guarantee you get a whole lot clearer with bodets then  you do smearing your shit around on your ass with tissue paper.

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,705 spicy boy
    why you gotta get 2 ply. so you dont have to use tissue paper. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    MetalCrusades said:
    why you gotta get 2 ply. so you dont have to use tissue paper. 
    2-ply is excellent for spearing your shit around. I personally will stick to actually cleaning my ass after I take care of business.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Distance said:
    Baby wipes, baby 
    big fan of that method too :)
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