my life is over

FLAT

so awhile ago i hooked up with this chick at a party and she just texted me and told me that she was pregnant and i'm freaking the fuck out and i don't know what to do i'm not ready for this shit i want her to abort it i'm freaking the fuck out i'm so scared.

Heisenberg

Make sure its yours b4 you freak out

Gnomez

Dont freak out until you have something to freak out over
One thing at a time
She slept with you at a party, chances are she slept with other guys too

monicaa

That's what happens when you have sex. And dont you dare tell her to abort it.

FLAT

fuck i want to, i don't want a fucking kid.

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monicaa said:

And dont you dare tell her to abort it.

Fucking this.

First thing is find out if it's actually yours or if she slept with someone else too, if it is yours you're going to have to man up and deal with if, running away is the shittiest thing you can do, but i hope everything works out for you.

FLAT

Gnomez said:

Dont freak out until you have something to freak out over
One thing at a time
She slept with you at a party, chances are she slept with other guys too

i had talked to her a little. she told me that she didn't sleep with any other dudes around that time.

monicaa

i_am_metaluprising said:

fuck i want to, i don't want a fucking kid.

Whether you want to or not, you should never ever tell a woman if she should abort. People may not agree but whatever. take responsibility for your actions.

OPP

Did you wear a jimmy, dude?

monicaa

Also "my life is over" is a bit dramatic.

FLAT

alright sorry, my life is drastically about to change and i don't want it to right now, fuck me. no i didn't because i'm dumb and i was drunk, i don't want this kid in my life. i'm going to tell her to get rid of it.

monicaa

Just cause you tell her to doesn't mean she will.

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It's not your fucking choice, even though it may not seem like it now, but if you tell her to abort and she does, it will fucking haunt you till you die.

NOCAP

Was it a black girl? She might try to keep it and hold you for child support.

1D_for_life

Take it to Maury

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

Troll
Calling it
If true, karma

Da_Muffinz

I'd rather you say give it up for adoption than aborting it. Truly though, you just gotta take responsibility. This will be your ultimate lesson. Never fuck while you're drunk.

Gnomez

I call troll

FLAT

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OPP

TheNobleFaceHumper said:

It's not your fucking choice, even though it may not seem like it now, but if you tell her to abort and she does, it will fucking haunt you till you die.

Yeah, if this is real, this.

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Speaking of which, someone asked me if i wanted kids, i told them yes, but probably not for another 7/8 years, and everybody looked at me like i was crazy.