shy bowels i guess. back in '07 i was in sicily for 5 days and i didnt shit once. but it's not like i couldn't go, i just didn't have to. took a huge one shortly after i got home though lol. but its more or less like that wherever i travel to. whenever im pretty much anywhere but my own house i can go for days without feeling like i have to go.
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
if u go to jail and stand up in front of niggaz to wipe y00z ass theyz gonna kix teh shat outtaz y00z [-(
lmao catz keep talking about shitting in jail...so far 100 percent of my shits have NOT been in a jail cell in front of other jailbirds so ill cross that road when i get to it
. . . . and I was worried this thread was about those obnoxius commercials trying to give ass wiping a nice term like "the freshy fresh" or "the southern hospitality"
you dont just lean to the side you lean foreword then just to the left if right handed with your butt hovering just above teh rim.... now if you do that your hand wont go into the toilet it wont even breech teh rim
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What if you fall over when you lean? Then you have an unwiped ass, pants around your ankles, and are laying in the fetal position. Who's the bitch then?
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Planes are the worst though
There ain't much room to stand up and wipe without banging into something :-\"
trying to give ass wiping a nice term like "the freshy fresh" or "the southern hospitality"
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dependz
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Too much alcohol
You'll turn into a dero
Shitting and pissing yourself
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