Ass Wipe Method

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Sitting Down

Id be worried about dropping a little dingleberry somewhere if I stood.

monicaa

Sitting Down

I feel like you could not properly clean yourself standing up. And it seems awkward as fuck.

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

ya'll doin it wrong.
youre supposed to do a handstand.

HOODS

Standing Up

My ass is properly cleaned.

Necrothulhu

Sitting Down

I keep picturing ya'll wiping standing up and I can't help but laugh at how goofy it looks. I thought sitting down was common sense

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Sitting Down

Are we talking a full stand up and wipe here, or a hover and reach back?

Necrothulhu

Sitting Down

Are we talking a full stand up and wipe here, or a hover and reach back?

Both

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Sitting Down

Wet wipes are more convenient.

SkullAndCrossbones

Sitting Down

Are we talking a full stand up and wipe here, or a hover and reach back?

no, they're talking about standing up and reaching through their legs which is even weirder.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Sitting Down

I could see maybe a little hover wipe maybe, but a full stand up is just queer. They probably pee like Butters too.

HOODS

Standing Up

Are we talking a full stand up and wipe here, or a hover and reach back?

no, they're talking about standing up and reaching through their legs which is even weirder.

I don't reach through my legs you wacko. I wipe from the back. Da fuck?

NolaFree810

Standing Up

Are we talking a full stand up and wipe here, or a hover and reach back?

no, they're talking about standing up and reaching through their legs which is even weirder.

I don't reach through my legs you wacko. I wipe from the back. Da fuck?

SkullAndCrossbones

Sitting Down

what if you have diarrhea? if you stand up it'll drip down your leg and your undercarriage.

mrAPE

I regret to inform you I just don't give a fuck

HOODS

Standing Up

dude I never ever had shit drip down my leg. WTF are you guys eating?

FLAT

Sitting Down

people who stand up to wipe don't keep shitting while standing up...so idk how we would get shit all over...

you just don't understand gravity do you?

fucketh_thine_self

Standing Up

what if your shitting in an outhouse? you still wipe sitting down?

Stoned_Catz

Sitting Down

u fagz proly stand up when y00z sux a cox too fukkin weirdoz

HOODS

Standing Up

when I'm on a construction site and have to use the porta shitter, you think Imma stick my hand under there in that shit to wipe. NIGGA I'M STANDING UP.

Stoned_Catz

Sitting Down

if u go to jail and stand up in front of niggaz to wipe y00z ass theyz gonna kix teh shat outtaz y00z [-(