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Ass Wipe Method

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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Standing Up
    I just cant imagine sticking my hand in a toilet bowl to wipe my ass. I dont even think I could reach all the nessasary areas. plus with the balls all up against the side of the seat and bowl while youre leaning to the side to wipe. ew. stand up, crouch a little, full wipe acces with no nasty hands in toilet or balls and dick flopping around in the bowl.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,592 spicy boy
    Sitting Down
    i wipe between the legz lol.....fuck leaning
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Sitting Down
    dude the water is deeper than you think, in my 40 years of like i have never stuck my hand in the water


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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Standing Up
    nigga do you change your tampon while youre sitting down too?
    i wipe between the legz lol.....fuck leaning
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Sitting Down
    I will never understand why anyone would wipe anything standing up
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Standing Up
    it's different for females. I guess people with innies and lillballs have no problem wiping sitting down.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Sitting Down
    Just because a dude wipes his poo off his ass sitting down doesn't mean he pisses sitting down as well...
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Standing Up
    might as wel..
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,661 master of ceremonies
    Sitting Down
    Niggas are just retarded or have trex arms if the have to wipe standing up :))
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Sitting Down
    alright alright so wut standing or sitting either way a niggaz and teh niggettez have to wipe away frum theyz pisserz either way or ure fuct up =;


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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Standing Up
    I do wipe away dawg.... anyoone wiping toward their jawn is disgusting.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Sitting Down
    how many timez has y00z Standerz had to wipe the shit off the toilet seat after standing up to wipe????? :-?


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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Standing Up
    how many timez has y00z Standerz had to wipe the shit off the toilet seat after standing up to wipe????? :-?
    wut? why would i get shit on the seat?
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Sitting Down
    the phsyicz of standing after y00z dropped a loud would grant teh shit that may has stuck to y00z ass to fall by the force of gravity onto the toilet or floor


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Sitting Down
    ya a "Loud" lil bit of erikfagz slangz


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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Standing Up
    I guess when you drink beer for breakfast and do nothing but smoke crack and drink all day mixed with hep C and whatever else you have, I can understand shit falling out of your ass while you stand up.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Sitting Down
    8-| ureghay... y00z shud just stand up and has y00z wife wipe y00z ass fer y00z queerz >:)


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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Sitting Down
    8-| ureghay... y00z shud just stand up and has y00z wife wipe y00z ass fer y00z queerz >:)
    Something tells me that would turn you on.
    I love winning with women
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Sitting Down
    I just cant imagine sticking my hand in a toilet bowl to wipe my ass. I dont even think I could reach all the nessasary areas. plus with the balls all up against the side of the seat and bowl while youre leaning to the side to wipe. ew. stand up, crouch a little, full wipe acces with no nasty hands in toilet or balls and dick flopping around in the bowl.
    You act like the water comes up to your balls. And you lean forward fool not to the side. I've never scrapped my junk against the toilet. Nigga you must be full retard if you can't wipe siting down
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Sitting Down
    :-? if it were Distyz >:)


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