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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    :-?


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,733 spicy boy
    >whore
    >tight
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    >whore
    >tight
    My thoughts exactly.
    I love winning with women
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  • TravisTravis Posts: 4,971 balls deep
    Yeah. UP thought I was kidding
    UP's a fucking bigot.....
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    maybe he meant tight like kewllll
    Back to 2004 with ya.
    I love winning with women
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  • TravisTravis Posts: 4,971 balls deep
    i was passed out the night my wife and i conceived Samuel......
    So....
    1. He's not your son or
    2. Your wife took advantage of you while u were unconscious?
    number 2....i was in and out of consciousness
    My oldest child was conceived to Zero Signal by Fear Factory....No Lie.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Actually, maybe Will just has a monster cock.
    I love winning with women
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    >whore
    >tight
    My thoughts exactly.
    If he's only nailed her or one more, he might not know vaginal relativity.

    All vaginas are tight your first time. My first time I thought it was the bomb, then I nailed my first virgin :x. Awww yeahhh
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,733 spicy boy
    i was passed out the night my wife and i conceived Samuel......
    So....
    1. He's not your son or
    2. Your wife took advantage of you while u were unconscious?
    number 2....i was in and out of consciousness
    My oldest child was conceived to Zero Signal by Fear Factory....No Lie.
    I lost my virginity to walk with me in hell
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i have 3 alive siblings. i had a sister commit suicide 4 years ago, at the age of 14.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    you people do realize that girls get tight again really quickly...the whole 'loose' thing is just some bullshit.... like wills sophmore dick is stretching bitches out cmon now
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    All vaginas are different yo
    Some are just loose and beat because they can't keep sausages out of thier muffins
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    All vaginas are different yo
    Some are just loose and beat because they can't keep sausages out of thier muffins
    true all vaginas are different, but a normal vagina goes back to being tight like a week or two of no sex unless you rip that shit up....its not like once its stretched it stays that way.... this bitch would literally need to be lining doods up
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I have a double jointed left thumb
    I used to be able to dance like Shakira
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    I have a double jointed left thumb
    I used to be able to dance like Shakira
    dem hips don't lie!
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Was she a good whore?
    Well, she was tight at least.
    No head huh? Oh well
    Oh no, I hit all the bases with her.

    @Wine, she was a virgin, or said she was, but I mean she was extremely skanky. I didn't realize this until AFTER she cheated on my with my best friend at the time and faked a pregnancy on me. I didn't appreciate that.

    @Alex: No, you're right.
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    All vaginas are different yo
    Some are just loose and beat because they can't keep sausages out of thier muffins
    =)) =)) =))
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Was she a good whore?
    Well, she was tight at least.
    No head huh? Oh well
    and faked a pregnancy on me. I didn't appreciate that.

    You should have punched her in the vag.
    inb4lists
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited July 2012
    me and my friend committed a particular felony one time. there was a witness who saw us and we still didn't get in trouble. the cops came to his house and questioned him while i was basically hiding upstairs. the beauty of living in a small town lol.

    edit: and they may or may not have been a reward for our arrest LOL. i don't believe that part was true though
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    wut kindov felony :-?


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    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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